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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

Why do people make things like this.

Why do people buy things like this.

whywhywhywhywhy

[-] ItsPequod@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Sounds like a filter, the kind of guy putting this sticker anywhere would find the kind of woman who responds positively to this marriage material

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

It's like the online scammers that intentionally use bad grammar and spelling to filter out people who care about/notice that.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

I love to take an extremely long-winded movie quote and print it out of context in tiny font on a bumper sticker so you'll only ever be able to read it when you're passing by it in the parking lot and also it's not funny

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

That's not even a quote from Borat, it's just a few different quotes from it blended together into one unfunny smoothie.

I'd love to see the guy who'd willingly have that sticker on his car.

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

So you know who would hate these?

My wiiife!

[-] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Those boobs look like Kołaczki, and now I'm hungry.

[-] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 years ago

This comment was meant for the thread. Oh, well; I'm keeping it here. My wife told me to.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago
[-] President_Obama@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

"Female Body Inspector" is the more common and IMO worse one

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 years ago

Why are the nipples on that part of the boob?

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

They move around like chameleon eyes to track their prey before being launched at lethal velocities

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

being launched at lethal velocities

Ok it's time for you to stop watching Mazinger Z.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

looks more like someone's big toes

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

They're trying to get out of the sticker

[-] ChairmanSpongebob@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

mr krabs eyeballs upside down

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I can feel my face turn to stone

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