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[-] Hegar@kbin.social 103 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Among the other crimes of this piece of nonsense: axes should have meanings.

You can't just put random words on a page and pretend it's a graph.

The "fuck around" axis has only one example of fucking around ("americans among hostages") the rest is just a list of US military movements.

The items on the "find out" axis don't happen in that order and they happen independent of the items on the "fuck around" axis.

What do you mean "axes should have meanings"? Bro it's just a thing for cutting wood! You ever split a log? Me neither.

[-] Hegar@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

You ever split a log?

Nope but a split a sin and that's how I got 2 cos

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[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

This isn't statistics class, though, this is smoking in the courtyard of the crusty old dorms, behind the math building.

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[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 55 points 1 year ago

"A new government has already been decided upon"

If only. The Gaza Strip is one of the handful of regions that could actually benefit from US regime change. Not because we're good at it, but because the strip is so monumentally fucked as it is.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 24 points 1 year ago

The only way I think we could honestly do worse is if we built gas chambers or nuked them. I'm sure the US government will find a new way to fuck it up though.

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 year ago

I'm expecting them to support a new "legitimate" government which will turn out to be worse than ISIL and join up with aliens to commit a multidimensional extermination of humans.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago

The Monkey's Paw curls. First contact is with an alien race with technology beyond our wildest dreams and the ability to solve all our problems. However, it turns out they were the inspiration for Christianity and due to a very crucial passage of the Bible describing a ritual to be registered in their database of "saved souls" having been lost to time, no one is saved.

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Can we speed this one up? Thanks.

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

If the US can become the common enemy that finally unites all the various factions then that seems like a real improvement for the region. Maybe not for the US, though.

[-] just_change_it@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I don't think there is any entity alive big or small that could find a way to bring peace to the middle east.

Living anywhere near holy land is such a curse.

[-] FederatedSaint@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"Holy" land.

Man, religion is a cancer on this planet.

[-] burak@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago
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[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago

What's with the sudden influx of 'Planefucker community CRINGE gottem' posts? Did we hit the front page with this one or something?

[-] nuke@yah.lol 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What a person and their plane do in hangar should be their own business as long as it's consensual!

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago

I have just one word

Vietnam

[-] just_change_it@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't forget Afganistan and Korea! We do so well when we go to places we are not welcome and do not have significant shared cultural ancestry from and try to get someone who likes us in there to run things.

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[-] Pxtl@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean yeah but Vietnam didn't go great for the Vietnamese either. "The US is getting involved in your war" is bad even if you win because "dropped more bombs on your tiny Asian country than were dropped in all of WW2 and then gave up and withdrew" is a pretty goddamned Pyrrhic victory.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Agreed ... but if your options are death, destruction and subjugation ... or fight endlessly until you get anything out of it ... it's a sight to behold how the Vietnamese even still exist today.

A single lifetime might seem insignificant ... but in the long run ... even empires do fall.

[-] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Was limited by politicians. We were trying to turn our military into police and that just doesn't work.

[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

That age-old canard.

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[-] TheControlled@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Send the OP to Washington. Biden needs to speak with this genius.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I suspect Nuke's already in a moldy basement cubicle there, trying to stay awake between presentations to the Joint Chiefs.

[-] nuke@yah.lol 9 points 1 year ago

I've seen 4 PowerPoints already today. If I see a 5th I may just end it all right here. You'll know if you get the Presidential Warning text.

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

Carl, is that a necklace of hands? Carrllll...

[-] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Carrrrl, that kills people!

[-] FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

My stomach has the rumblies that only hands can satisfy.

[-] seSvxR3ull7LHaEZFIjM@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

Regime change, a tactic proven to work.

[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

Works 100% of the time 20% of the time.

[-] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

60% of the time it works every time.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

It'll work till the next election, which is the only requirement.

[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Most dumbass shit I've seen. Stupid even by noncredibledefense standards.

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

All those tax dollars could’ve given you a better healhcare and more of a functional society. And the middle east might have been better off without funding israel.

[-] Vent@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

America doesn't need those tax dollars to fund better healthcare. Medicare for all would cost less than the current system does.

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Well, we gotta grease the politicians' palms somehow to get them to pass it.

[-] nuke@yah.lol 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Shit take. American healthcare does NOT suffer from a lack of funding. The amount of money isn't the problem. In fact, we pay more than what free healthcare for all would cost.

[-] Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago

They’re going to need a new catchy name. OIF is out.

Maybe Operation Gaza Rescue Expedition. We can get some OGRE coins and hats made up right now

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

I can't believe this is cringe to you all. I'm cringe and this meme is epic! x3

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