I'm going to a cabaret show tonight and I wanted to get in costume. I tried to make some fake cigarettes but now I'm worried I'll these will make me look like a perverted vampire. What's the consensus team?
I'm guessing you've never seen a used tampon because that is not what they look like.
Mmmm....I'm pretty sure one gently dabs the end of a tampon to soak up a drop of blood at a time. That's why women use so many, right?
/NASA scientist, nodding.
Those would be ultra super lights.. about 15 minutes of use.
True. But OP hasn't seen a burning cigarette either.
(Which is good!)
I don’t think they’ve ever seen a lit cigarette either.
Wrapped in toilet paper after use, kinda. Women always try to hide the good treats in paper, but my dog’s superior nose and teeth overcome such paltry obstacles to absolutely fucking destroy my rugs and sanity, and equally harm their own digestive tract.
lol, the reason I'm asking Lemmy isn't because I haven't seen either of these things, it's to gauge how others might interpret it.
I'd say they're fine, but if you have some yellow dye it could give a more orange color that I associate with cigs.
Unless you expect yellow lighting then you are genius.
... I don't think anyone could mistake these for used tampons.
Maybe if they think you shove tampons up your urethra.... and are of poor eyesight.
~~Blunts~~ joints dipped in ketchup.
Blunts aren't white, joints are.
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this is legit my worst nightmare
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Definitely should have colored an orange filter and left it at that. If you wanted the extra the other end could be dipped in gray and speckled with red
This one. When not being actively puffed, the ember disappears into the ash.
I like that these candy sticks commonly used to be sold as candy cigarettes, only for people to be outraged and so the companies changed them to generic "sticks," just for you to go and dip the tip in red (they used to do the same, add more yellow to your red) reinventing candy cigarettes.
Ceci n'est pas une cigarette.
Well. Damn. I've got two of those packs in my curio cabinet, thought they were modern remakes. Nope. They clearly say "candy", "cigarette" isn't on the package and there are no red tips.
Think how hilariously awful it was that we kids used to "smoke" those things! Fuck it, eating one of my packs now.
Lol I used to love those things too.
Ehhhh they’ll pass but I’d have used orange.
Mottled with gray
There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were really quite stable
And every full moon
She would get a spoon
And drink herself under the table
Absolutely nothing like a used tampon.
A gold or yellow wash should salvage them.
A mottled tan “filter” at the other end will also make them more cigarette-like.
I mean if you're worried about it you can buy a ceramic one-hitter that looks close enough to a cigarette at 20 feet from any head shop for like $5.
yes
You're fine, used tampons look more like filleted slugs.
To make them more like cigarettes you could use a bit of cocoa or food grade activated charcoal for ash, or just burn the ends with a lighter. Bright yellow or orange sprinkles could be embers. Wrap brown paper around the other end for the filter.
To make them more like tampons, use them to skewer marshmallows, lightly roast over a flame until marshmallows melt together and turn yellowish with a few bubbles, then slather in cranberry sauce.
Slugs don't have red blood, or if they do it's not much
Used tampons are supposed to be red?
Fake cigarettes.
Try an orange or a softer, warmer red for the lit end and an orangey/tan/yellow for the filter. They do resemble hand rolled cigs, but the red looks more like sauce than fire which kind of throws it off
The red comes from rubbing one end on the red packaging.
The bottle of red food dye, and drops of the food dye on the plate, is literally in the picture.
No
I am so confused.
If you had not dipped these in ... food coloring, for some reason...?
... they, on their own, look fairly close to well rolled rollies.
A rollie is when you are broke and addicted to cigs, so you buy rolling papers and loose tobacco, and just roll up your own little cig, no filter.
... I... guess they kind of look like some kinds of onehitters I've seen? Early, silly e-cigs that were made to look like actual cigs?
Either way, I have no idea how these could be confused with tampons, they're waay too small.
Also... cabaret? A vampire?
What do these intrinsically even have to do with cigarettes, or smoking?
... Are you stuffing them into like a 1920's style stem type cigarette holder thing?
Are you going as a suffragette? A debutante?
I had those when I was a kid a few decades ago and they had the tip coloured in red. They were designed to look like fake cigarette, but in candy form, for kids. However because of anti tobacco movements, they renamed them to "candy sticks" and removed the red tip.
I think OP is trying to recreate the old ones.
EDIT:
They look like badly rolled cigarettes that someone mistook for tampons for a moment, and tried to insert them all, but just the tip
Real cigarettes
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