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[-] flamiera@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Eating boogers strengthens your immune system.

I mean, it's plausible, because the idea of building your immune system is exposure to some of those things. Not trying to invalidate the other methods because those should be a better alternative. Some studies suggested boogers can help.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

The reason the Space Force has woodland camouflage is because SG1 is real and every planet looks like British Columbia

[-] Azal@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Do NOT say the "Q" word at work. It's the one that is a synonym for silent. I will in fact beat you when it hits the fan.

[-] AstroLightz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I firmly believe some days you wake up and the world just fucking hates you, yet the next day everything is chill. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] Montagge@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Flames on the side makes things go faster

[-] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I have magnetic flame decals on the side of my Minivan, and I can 100% confirm that it is track ready.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

"What's your scientific reasoning for that?"

"I'm 12."

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[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

That if you can't find something or something doesn't work, it will continue to be missing/not work until you complain about it to someone, at which point it will start working/show up and you look silly.

Kyle's Law is harsh, but fair (and rather annoying)

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[-] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Tailgaters (people who drive too close behind another vehicle) are idiots.

Cops are liars.

Anti-vaxxers, and other conspiracy nutters, are anti-science cretins.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

these are all truism, the OP wants unscientific opinions!

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[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

When I drop something on the floor and then blow on it in short soft bursts, it's suddenly clean enough to consume.

[-] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Anything powerful enough to make you sick from a few seconds floor contact with the food is probably gonna get you anyway.

[-] zout@fedia.io 2 points 3 weeks ago

There are people who are always lucky, and those who are unlucky. The lucky ones tend to win more coin flips, have less accidents, and if they fail it will be upwards.

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[-] mech@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

People were happier in the stone age than they are in first world countries today.

Our brains did not evolve for the lifestyle we're living today.
I sure as fuck would be happier out hunting, gathering and making handcrafted tools during the day, then telling stories by the campfire wrapped in a fur at night.
Even if there's no toilet paper, I could get mauled by a bear every day, and if not, the tribe will leave me behind on the next migration when I'm too old and weak to keep up.

I'd rather live 30-60 years like that than edit another Excel sheet. Sadly, our "civilization" made that way of life completely impossible.

[-] EponymousBosh@awful.systems 2 points 3 weeks ago

the tribe will leave me behind on the next migration when I'm too old and weak to keep up.

FWIW, this part is almost certainly not true.

https://www.sciencenewstoday.org/these-4000-year-old-bones-reveal-a-shocking-secret-about-humanitys-earliest-caregivers

https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2020/06/17/878896381/ancient-bones-offer-clues-to-how-long-ago-humans-cared-for-the-vulnerable

https://news.usask.ca/articles/research/2017/ancient-spinal-injury-a-story-of-survival.php

These are just a handful of these types of stories, there's loads more if you want to search for them. But the upshot is: your family or tribe would have taken care of you to the best of their ability, for as long as they could, and you would have been given a decent burial when you died.

[-] MECHAGIC@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

We have higher dimensional organs and we can't see them because, well, they're from a higher dimension. The soul is one of these organs

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

can’t see them

Wouldn't we still be able to see them, though? Even if they're in a higher dimension, they'll still show up in our known dimensions, even if partially. Otherwise, they wouldn't be interacting with our body at all.

[-] callyral@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Digital/no pressure buttons are completely unreliable when used to control a physical thing.

[-] JollyG@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I’ve been playing around with this idea I have called “n-link civic literacy” it’s an unscientific measure of civic literacy (how good are you at extracting and understanding information from the news) that works by measuring the number of links it takes to successfully obscure bullshit from the reader.

Did you read a headline, form an opinion and react to it without reading the article? Then you are -1 link literate. Do you open the article but believe it’s claims without checking the source material? Then you are 0 link literate. Click through to the study cited by the article? 1 link literate.

Probably would not work for edge cases, but I think could work to get a rough measure of the civic literacy of a community.

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[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

“Space Lord” by Monster Magnet is a classic banger for the ages and it’s a tragedy that it’s been all but lost to time.

[-] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I don't care how many studies are done on food safe plastics I still don't like the idea of using them on my kitchen. That's not to say I avoid them 100% but I do what I can to avoid them within reason. Like I feel after the whole BPA scare and banning them from use in food applications is a temporary thing and that it's a matter of time until we find a problem with the new BPA-free liners.

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[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Santa Claus is real, and the reason why most of you don't believe in him anymore is because you were naughty kids.

The only reason I still believe in him is because I heard the sleigh bells. I was a naughty child, too.

[-] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Sunscreen causes skin cancer.

I know it's probably not true, and I wear sunscreen when I need to, but it just feels wrong slathering all those chemicals on my skin.

[-] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Probably does since the sunscreen makers have been lying for years about how much protection their product actually offers. People slathered with 30 or 50 when it was really only 5 or 10.

[-] ILoveUnions@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Tbh I wouldn't be surprised. The bigger question is, does it cause more cancer than it prevents

[-] sploder@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I fully believe it causes blood and bone cancer. The aerosol kind, due to benzene. My husband has polycythemia Vera secondary we think could have been caused by sunscreen. We live in a tropical area so we need it year round. Multiple doctors have mentioned it as well as a lawsuit we heard about locally.

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[-] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Without the hate speech and constant invasive political discourse, most people on the internet would lose interest and go away.

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[-] Wren@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Climate change denial is a psy-op by reptilians who want to make the world warmer because they're cold blooded. Anti-vax influencers are there to cull the xenophobes before the reptilians come out of the egg.

Okay maybe I really want to believe there are cool reptiles who are kinda dumb but ultimately want to be our friends because otherwise we're making ourselves stupider and deader and we don't even get to meet scaley twinks.

[-] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Dogs are boys and cats are girls

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The Costanza Rule is real, but any attempt to utilize it is a paradox.

Rule: any decision I make is the wrong decision because I made it therefore I should always do the opposite.

But to do the opposite is also a choice I am making and therefore it too will be the wrong choice.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

The only effective way to utilize it is if you're not Costanza. A bystander can have a perfect life by observing the Costanza and choosing opposite at every opportunity.

The real question is this: what if our universe is a giant Truman Show, and you're the sacrificial Costanza that allows another whole civilization to live in perfect peace and harmony?

[-] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is why I have a wife, and vehemently disagree with her on every meaningful topic before ultimately saying "fine do whatever you want, I want nothing to do with this." This seems to have broken the curse.

The hard part is that you have to be opposed to the marriage as well. She has to choose you, latch on, and then yandere you down the aisle against your will.

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[-] Triumph@fedia.io 1 points 3 weeks ago

If you have a thing, and you cut it at a diagonal, you get more thing.

[-] rowdy@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

I got one - and it’s the only conspiracy theory I give any credence to.

All of Helen Keller’s feats were utter bullshit and were a circus side show to bring money to her family. It’s the perfect “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it” fairytale. Like hell she flew an airplane, ain’t no way she wrote a book.

Before anyone provides evidence of the contrary, I will not accept it no matter how damning it is. Hence the “firmly hold.”

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It’s depressing to me that one of the top upvoted comments here is ‘there’s no way a deaf blind person could have been literate.’

You’re absolutely correct that her legacy has been used as inspiration porn, but that doesn’t reflect on her intellectual abilities at all, just what stories society and the powerful want us to hear. Even during her own life Keller experienced exactly that once she became a socialist, and suddenly all the newspapers and people who went on at length about how capable she was suddenly believed her unable to reason because she was blind and deaf. Keller herself even spoke out against using her story as a way to tell people that anyone can do anything, and specifically that the poor didn’t have the opportunities she had.

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[-] remon@ani.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Döner macht schöner.

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Reincarnation

I just can't get over the idea of:

Nothing --> Existing --> Nothing

So I figured, an unscientific philosophical guess, that existence is more like:

Noting --> Existing --> Nothing --> Existing (again) --> Nothing --> Existing (again) --> [repeating forever]

Maybe "souls" is just an energy.

Einstein said energy cannot be created nor destroyed. So maybe, when we die, we become an energy that, by some ways we can't yet understand, just randomly becomes a part of another living being... maybe a human, maybe non-human, maybe this energy stays nearby here on Earth, maybe it somehow goes to a random alien planet and you become an alien the "next life"... who knows?

Or maybe this is just another coping mechanism my brain cane up with in face of the knowledge of certain death, influenced by the Eastern philosophy that I grew up with? Whatever...

[-] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Iirc some of the stoics believed in a similar idea. They thought the world was deterministic and it simply happened over and over the exact same way every time.

On the note of energy not being created or destroyed. The energy in your brain doesn’t wait till the universe ends to leave. It continues moving as heat or chemical reactions when we die just like it did before. The order of the system it’s in breaks down, but all that energy keeps existing forever.

Since you emit energy as infrared light just by being warm, and infrared is capable of leaving the atmosphere. It is possible, that just by stepping outside, some of your energy has already left the planet and made it to other astronomical bodies in our solar system.

If we assume there is life on any of the moons or planets or asteroids nearby, who knows, maybe some of the energy that used to be part of you has already become part of a new, alien, life form.

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

The Warp from Warhammer is real. Every mind in the universe is linked in an invisible, non-physical way, and the ~collective vibes~ of those minds feed back into the physical world, creating a loop where everything people believe slowly becomes more 'true'.

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