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[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

A bottle and a martini glass.

Cheers!

[-] fleebleneeble@reddthat.com 4 points 4 months ago

Pen and pocket knife.

[-] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago
[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians

[-] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

Smartphone & Mighty+ Vaporizer

[-] sparkles@piefed.zip 1 points 4 months ago

A swipe badge, and a thinkpad that mainly gets used as a frisbee.

[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

a coffee and a second coffee

[-] yeah@feddit.uk 1 points 4 months ago

crochet WIP and a glass/bottle of wine.

[-] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Sandles and a strip of acid

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

A Molotov cocktail and an anrachist flag

[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Depression and debt

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Lexapro and crippling social anxiety

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago
[-] Beardsley@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

"Uh...um....LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'.."

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Lemme ask you something...

[-] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My radiating sense of humor and a rope

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

silicone-based lube, and a laptop

[-] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 4 months ago
[-] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Many things "strap-on" these days...

Care to elaborate?

Also... many things can "vape"

Care to elaborate?

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

?????????????????????

[-] CoolCat@lemmy.world -1 points 4 months ago

Wow, you're so special

[-] afox@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let's jiggle!

[-] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

I guess I'll take the red dancing shoes and action bills, then. Also pills. Lots of pills

[-] bizzle@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago
[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

Ha! I was gonna say a blunt and a monster!

[-] bizzle@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

I guess we're nemeses now ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Our battle will be legendary. ๐Ÿ‘บ

[-] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Or you can double-team the dude that saunters in with a 5-hour energy and a vape.

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