Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft
A bottle and a martini glass.
Cheers!
Pen and pocket knife.
Two tacos
Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians
Smartphone & Mighty+ Vaporizer
A swipe badge, and a thinkpad that mainly gets used as a frisbee.
a coffee and a second coffee
crochet WIP and a glass/bottle of wine.
Sandles and a strip of acid
A Molotov cocktail and an anrachist flag
A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.
Depression and debt
Lexapro and crippling social anxiety
bucket and a rope
"Uh...um....LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'.."

Lemme ask you something...
My radiating sense of humor and a rope
silicone-based lube, and a laptop
My strap-on and a vape
Many things "strap-on" these days...
Care to elaborate?
Also... many things can "vape"
Care to elaborate?
?????????????????????
Wow, you're so special
Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let's jiggle!
I guess I'll take the red dancing shoes and action bills, then. Also pills. Lots of pills
A joint and a red bull
Ha! I was gonna say a blunt and a monster!
I guess we're nemeses now ๐
Our battle will be legendary. ๐บ
Or you can double-team the dude that saunters in with a 5-hour energy and a vape.
Microblog Memes
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
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