I'm going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
Dinner with Luol Deng of course. I don’t know who it is but that pill means I get free dinner every night.
And teleport back back, right?
... Right?
Black. I could do anything far away from Albania, teleport there, have three cctv cameras and 9 guys at a pub confirm was there having a drink with them in the evening the 23rd and could definitely not have been robbing a jewelery store in Copenhagen at the same time.
You can rob one store. Afterwards you can't enter the EU without interpol arresting you.
They would have to figure out how I could be impossibly far away soon after the crime to a judge to get the warrant and then to a jury to get me convicted.
I was born with the Zika so I’m going with yellow. I wanna try on men size fitted caps.
Give me dat blue pill and drop me in Schism. Those weird clay people look like they know how to party!
gonna increase my skull diameter by an inch and concuss the FUCK out of myself.
Uhmmmm can I also teleport back from Albania? If so, then sure. I hate travelling so I never really go far, being able to go to Albania and back at the blink of an eye would be chill. Going for a nice lunch walk and then teleport back. Otherwise I'll go with the eye colour I guess, the rest is useless.
Red, can I also change each eye to a different colour?
ITT: a lot of people who don't commit crimes because they're afraid they'd get caught instead of, you know, ethics.
Getting a speaking dog is so amazingly superior it's not even funny
Tirana. Being a courier, you can just zap yourself from South America or Australia straight to Albania to securely deliver a package or message. Provided your contracts cover the costs of the non-teleportation aspects, you can make millions easily.
It doesnt say you can teleport back...
You keep flying back into your country from Albania with no proof you ever left you're gonna get "interviewed" at an airport really fast.
I'd move to Albania and buy the property my teleport leads to. Then I can get home instantly.
Honestly I was going to talk shit but the capital looks pretty nice. Dont know how far out of town Id want to go but...
Albania is a beautiful country
TOOL? QB, XFL? (Luol Deng?) Are those Chinese abbreviations (and celebrity)?
Xijinping Football League
Black, red could be useful for evading the law. Could probably profit off purple. The skull one probably has some side effect I'm not aware of.
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