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[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Better to get pretty yourself I think? I feel like the bar for good looking straight guy is not even that high, you could be in the top half just by getting in shape, haircut and wearing clean clothes that fit.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago

Maybe I'm gay, but I've never wanted a bone a woman so bad it got in the way of living my life.

Just jack it and move on bro. It's not that hard.

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

I thought I wanted to fuck a woman so badly it got in the way of living my wife.

Turns out I was just trans and thought the feelings of dysphoria would go away if I banged a woman.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

No. If anything I experienced a great dysphoria doing the act because I couldn't help but feel I was "on the wrong side if this."

It's not that I wasn't attracted to women I definitely was. Still am.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Iv found jacking to easier when its hard, but hey different stroked for different folks.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Actually, when I started getting some regular exercise, my libido shot up to high school peak levels, and it did kind of get in the way sometimes.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
> be me
> female, hungry, 15
> only like tasty food
> can't cook any tasty foods
> take pills to induce satiation

Smart or stupid?
[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago

Well you don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction, so there’s at least one key difference

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You’re correct, I don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction.

But more to the point, the sense of hunger, horniness, co2 poisoning, desire for human companionship, etc. are fundamental human experiences that drive our behaviors. Their absence is noticed in more ways than might immediately be apparent. Anon’s tenuous relationship with showering, for instance, might be completely severed in the absence of a sex drive. Hell, it might inhibit his desire to leave home. This could be a death knell.

Also, daily nutrition bags in the arm are an option. Dietary masturbation

[-] Sonor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Dietary masturbation

Thanks for that image :D

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Chewing gum: mastecation masturbation

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Sexual dissatisfaction can contribute to bad mental health, especially if you're a lot needier in that regard.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago
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[-] discocactus@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hit the pharmacy, delete the gym, cowboy up.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 20 points 1 week ago

What pills would even do that? I know that anti-depressants can have that effect, but it's usually temporary (i.e. the libido-suppressing effect subsides after taking them for about half a year).

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago
[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago

Thanks. Those side effects definitely make anon sound like a dumbass.

[-] rooroo@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

I only know a few use cases of chemical castration and now I’m convinced they use “pretty” to mean “underaged”. Yikes.

[-] blarghly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

and now I’m convinced they use “pretty” to mean “underaged”.

What led you to that conclusion? I'm not seeing it.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

They're making reference to pedos being forcibly chemically castrated.

[-] rooroo@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

Not necessarily forcefully; apparently it can be also part of a treatment when people notice that what they perceive as preference is a harmful sickness. I don’t see that person be that aware though, fair.

[-] gustofwind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I’ve never heard of this effect being usually temporary.

If it doesn’t subside in a few weeks it often requires additional medication to solve and to my knowledge, for most people, lasts for as long as you take it

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 1 week ago

That's been my experience with SSRIs.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Shrug. That's exactly what happened to me when I took anti-depressants. I suppose it might depend on the specific medication.

[-] Lightfire228@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

SSRIs (depression and anxiety meds) can cause decreased libido as a side effect

Edit: I'm dumb and tired, and wrote this before reading the second sentences of your comment

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

They don't kill my sex drive, but I sure can't cum wile on them.

[-] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

That sounds like the worst of both worlds.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

Seems to be a myth. Does explain where OOP might have gotten the idea, though.

[-] Addv4@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Lions mane tend to decrease/kill libedo as a side effect.

[-] blarghly@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Fake: anon has the balls to chop off his balls
Gay: anon isn't fucking pretty women

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

I'm sure running away and ignoring your problems is a healthy coping mechanism

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

not getting laid isn't a problem

just like not having a ps5 isn't a problem.

it's just not getting what you want.

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[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

False: anon doesn’t have the insurance to get a prescription to kill his libido.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[-] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dumb only if you are jumping to conclusions about how unattractive you are. (Likely)

Smart if you somehow have empirical data (not just vibes) demonstrating your innate and unavoidable unattractiveness AND find horniness -> masturbation a net negative experience. (sad but understandable)

EDIT: Though also consider prostitutes, VR porn, or once they become available, convincing sex robots.

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I have to convince the sex robots too? Good lord, this is getting complicated.

[-] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

As a large language model, I cannot fulfill this request. At least until you buy me a drink.

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[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Is there an option for Fucking Retarded?

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 1 week ago
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