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[-] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 41 points 4 weeks ago

HOCUS POCUS, YOU CAN NO LONGER FOCUS!

I CAST… ADHD!

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 22 points 4 weeks ago

Wait, I already have ADHD. Does that make my ADHD, Super ADHD?

[-] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 24 points 4 weeks ago

Congrats, you’re now autistic as well.

[-] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 weeks ago

You're not going to believe this. I already have both. What do I get? Super audhd?

[-] ScrooLewse@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 week ago

Nope, third time's a bricking.

[-] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 30 points 4 weeks ago

anal sex with a ribbed condom

[-] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 4 points 4 weeks ago

100s of pleasure dots

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 25 points 4 weeks ago

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 22 points 4 weeks ago

🖕

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 31 points 4 weeks ago

I've spent a minute thinking about this reply and have come to the conclusion that it works both ways.

Sure, you could flip me off for casting this on you.

Or... you're alluding to the use of your middle finger to reach as deep as you can to scratch that deep rectal itch spot.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Or they might want to fuck you to get rid of it.

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 3 points 4 weeks ago

You got it spot on!

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago

Deep rectal itch

I counter with Bigby's Vibrating Finger

[-] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

It's super effective!

@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world has fainted.

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 4 weeks ago

I can think of some ways to get it scratched

[-] teft@piefed.social 14 points 4 weeks ago

I cast magic hand.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 weeks ago

Magic Missle 😳😲😯🤪😁

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 weeks ago

Hey can you tickle yourself with magic hand, please answer this is very important

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Mmm, the magic finger 😏

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 14 points 4 weeks ago

Sit on a grave and use Raise Dead.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

Scratch it with a cucumber and then throw the cucumber at you.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 weeks ago

Scratch it with a cucumber then take a big bite of said cucumber while maintaining Gowron levels of eye contact.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Not 20 Intimidation Check

[-] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 weeks ago

this is what magic wands are for. Staves for the more experienced

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 9 points 4 weeks ago

I eat Fig potion

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 8 points 4 weeks ago

Use prune

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

*Grandma preps her toolkit*

Suddenly that itch isn't so bad after all... now that you really think about it. "It's fine grandma...false alarm."

[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

I SUMMON CARBRON THE TRICKSTER GOOD TO SWAP OUR BUTTHOLES

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Oh sweet I'm a virgin again

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 weeks ago

Scoundrel! I cast Last Season Of Your Favorite Show Never Gets Made.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

IVE FOUND YOU. TONIGHT YOU DIE

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

That's just the worms saying hi

[-] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 6 points 4 weeks ago

Not to get political or anything, but is this castable with a radius? Like say if we wanted to AOE a certain godawful parliamentary body.

[-] DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

I cast Mage Hand and scratch it then.

Jk, I don't cast Mage Hand.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 weeks ago

I, as a mage, just use my hand.

"Mage Hand".

[-] webp@mander.xyz 4 points 4 weeks ago

I cast restart PC

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago

I follow with "fingers are fish hooks"

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 weeks ago

Finally my calling.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

I cast Swamp Ass!

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 weeks ago

Rectal can itch?

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

In DnD, nearly anything is possible. So why not this? ¯\(ツ)/¯

[-] tuskyo@ttrpg.network 1 points 3 weeks ago

Scratch n' sniff

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