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What would you do? (i.pinimg.com)
submitted 3 months ago by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
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[-] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 41 points 3 months ago

HOCUS POCUS, YOU CAN NO LONGER FOCUS!

I CAST… ADHD!

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Wait, I already have ADHD. Does that make my ADHD, Super ADHD?

[-] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 24 points 3 months ago

Congrats, you’re now autistic as well.

[-] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

You're not going to believe this. I already have both. What do I get? Super audhd?

[-] ScrooLewse@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 months ago

Nope, third time's a bricking.

[-] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 30 points 3 months ago

anal sex with a ribbed condom

[-] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago

100s of pleasure dots

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 22 points 3 months ago

🖕

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

I've spent a minute thinking about this reply and have come to the conclusion that it works both ways.

Sure, you could flip me off for casting this on you.

Or... you're alluding to the use of your middle finger to reach as deep as you can to scratch that deep rectal itch spot.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Or they might want to fuck you to get rid of it.

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 3 points 3 months ago

You got it spot on!

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Deep rectal itch

I counter with Bigby's Vibrating Finger

[-] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

It's super effective!

@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world has fainted.

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 months ago

I can think of some ways to get it scratched

[-] teft@piefed.social 14 points 3 months ago

I cast magic hand.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

Magic Missle 😳😲😯🤪😁

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

Hey can you tickle yourself with magic hand, please answer this is very important

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Mmm, the magic finger 😏

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 14 points 3 months ago

Sit on a grave and use Raise Dead.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Scratch it with a cucumber and then throw the cucumber at you.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

Scratch it with a cucumber then take a big bite of said cucumber while maintaining Gowron levels of eye contact.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Not 20 Intimidation Check

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 9 points 3 months ago

I eat Fig potion

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 8 points 3 months ago

Use prune

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

*Grandma preps her toolkit*

Suddenly that itch isn't so bad after all... now that you really think about it. "It's fine grandma...false alarm."

[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I SUMMON CARBRON THE TRICKSTER GOOD TO SWAP OUR BUTTHOLES

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Oh sweet I'm a virgin again

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Scoundrel! I cast Last Season Of Your Favorite Show Never Gets Made.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

IVE FOUND YOU. TONIGHT YOU DIE

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

That's just the worms saying hi

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

TIL

[-] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 6 points 3 months ago

Not to get political or anything, but is this castable with a radius? Like say if we wanted to AOE a certain godawful parliamentary body.

[-] DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I cast Mage Hand and scratch it then.

Jk, I don't cast Mage Hand.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

I, as a mage, just use my hand.

"Mage Hand".

[-] webp@mander.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

I cast restart PC

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago

I follow with "fingers are fish hooks"

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Finally my calling.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I cast Swamp Ass!

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Rectal can itch?

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

In DnD, nearly anything is possible. So why not this? ¯\(ツ)/¯

[-] tuskyo@ttrpg.network 1 points 3 months ago

Scratch n' sniff

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