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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Gnolls? Evil demonspawn that can't stop eating people.

Owlbears? Violent and untameable.

Dragons? Greedy assholes that think they're better than you.

Various slimes? Will dissolve you. Can't even keep them as pets.

These silly glooby eye monsters? Literally the most racist fuckers alive.

Wizards of the Coast please hire me to make your game better. OK that's all.

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Switch to Pathfinder

same basic bear, far less racism

Also, their dragons are weirder and cooler

And yes, you can make friends (or at least temporary allies) with every kind of dragon because they treat them like living things with thoughts and personalities

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

Hell yeah now those are some good dragons

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I haven't even gotten to the Requiem Dragons, Vorpal Dragons or Barrage Dragons yet

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

"Ok welcome to session 0 right off the top I don't use the default alignment for creatures with an intelligence stat"

The DM can fix the game easily

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

Owlbears? Violent and untameable.

Only if you/your DM is a coward.

And the rules are more guidelines anyway, it's boring when the party just comes across another group of generically evil monsters that they just fight and there's nothing else, you might as well play a video game if you want things to be that limiting.

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

See one part of why I find DnD boring

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I like that beholders are so racist they're potentially racist against parts of themselves. Like imagine if your arm broke off and your immediate reaction was to call it a racial slur.

Dragons? Greedy assholes that think they're better than you.

Aren't dragons divided by color, like half of them are evil and the other half are good and the way to tell is whether their color is metallic or a solid color?

this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2025
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