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Oh god, just looking at that hurts my soul.
I know right? They've probably got booklice on those wings now.
Just adds to the flavour.
I've worked tech support. I know exactly what this guy's keyboard looks and feels like.
Oh man I did not need to know that.
I had a friend in elementary school who would eat cheetos while playing Nintendo. And not the smart way with chopsticks neither.
Ever since, I'm anal about keeping my controllers clean. So gross
Dumping the bag directly into your mouth is way better than any chopstick nonsense.
RIP innocent book, your sacrifice helped someone make a meme
Rare post where I wish it was AI instead
I've got just the inventions for you:
btw: rather @shitpost, no?
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Deeply offended by this.
Gotta stop cheaping out with this paper if you would buy stone tablet's you can just take a hose to them afterwards.
I will lend you my Torah but you must not misinterpret it.
Is this an act of love๐ฅฐ?
Brother please steer your intentions in any other direction. I meant for the intent to not have been from my heart personally but from the Torah to have truly intentionally steered you in a "straight" direction.ย
I'm not even a book person and this killed me a little. I am a wing person though. Why would you waste the sauce?
Of course not a book person would never implicate wasting sauce.
How did he take the picture?
We need proof.
Douchey Meta glasses, maybe?
really. you just eat your wings and then you wash your hands. and then your wash your hands and then you wash your hands before you touch your book!
Calm down y'all, it's a library book.
Eat with one hand, book with other
You've changed my worldview.
how dare you
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Just have someone feed you while you read. Problem solved
I get the joke, wings are eaten by hand. But as someone who does eat alone at resturants, with a book, can I just say utensils exist.
Do you cut each piece off like a surgeon or stab it with a fork to make a skewer and eat as much as you can before it falls off?
Me, Im a stabber. But there is no one right way.
Ahhhh god no not the book!!
Kindle and push the buttons with your pinky.
Time division multiplexing is key!
e-ink tablet with a water proof case.
Problem solved!
This is one of the reasons why I kinda like the digital age, I have the option of going digital with like journaling and stuff.
Like imagine trying to move with 15 years worth of journals... lmao...
also fires destroys everything... you can make unlimited digital copies, encrypt, and upload it to like 10 different servers across the world, hell even free accounts with like 10gb storage is enough to store a lot of stuff
I know people say they wanna "go back to simpler times", but for me, nah, I'm good, I like this technological era (minus the corporatist enshittification stuff, GO FOSS ALL THE WAY!)
Napkins exist yo.
I am thoroughly disoriented please baptize me fellow book-lover.
this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2025
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