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Fuck it
"Whats money for if not to buy me things that will make me happy"
Bills, its for bills.
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I recently heard my mid-70s mother use "YOLO." I was shook.
YOLO as an excuse to do stupid shit is such a weird thing to me. You also only die once.
But I never died before so what could possibly go wrong?
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Fuck it, we'll do it live!
As a musician this is both the best, and worst thing to hear!
“I’m gonna regret this in the morning/immediately”
“Hey babe wanna see me do something stupid”
“I’m an engineer I know what I’m doing”
“It’ll be cheaper if I do it myself”
“How hard could it be”
“One more won’t hurt”
“Worst case scenario I die”
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After all why not, why shouldn’t I …
"Hold my beer" comes to mind.
Welp looks like a problem for tomorrow's me.
It can't be that difficult.
Leroy Jenkins!
Follow up afterwards: it is what it is
Gotta risk it for the biscuit
No idea why or when I heard it but I like the risk/reward nature of it
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"Witness me!"
What's the worst that could happen?
completely rhetorical, doesn't actually consider what could go wrong
One more won't hurt
Gotta die of something!
"Fuck it" is the objectively correct answer.
Hold my beer
What's the point in making money if I can't buy shit I want!
Sounds like a problem for future-me!
It is what it is
"Make America Great Again" while at the voting both.
That's a problem for future me
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Just send it!
"Gotta die sometime!"
also
"It is a good day to die"
The latter was originally inspired from Little Big Man, not Star Trek as you'd assume.
I talked to my ex...
"Either this goes well or it stops being my problem"
"Here I go again..."
YOLO
Only one way to find out.
No matter what the outcome is always say "calculated"
We do not do it because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy!
After careful consideration, I believe this is the least damaging option.
Hold my beer...
Also on a serious note coming from life is short quote, anything you thought it was a recent event check that again. I broke up with my fiance and it feels like I did it last year it has been 11 years. I lost my parents and it feels like it was yesterday it has been 9 years. I gave up and left everything behind and it has been 6 years. Don't get caught off guard when life slaps your in the face while you think you're some hot young person who has all the things in the world.
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"Yeah, but what are the odds..."
"I've earned this."
Live fast, die young
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