get home from work in the United Soviet States of America in 1999
thirty hour weeks are tough, but I get more vacation days than most people in order to make up for it
boot up my home console, a Sega Dreamcast II
insert a hi-density compact disc
TV monitor makes a satisfying hum as it comes to life
see the logo for the default OS pop up
it's a Linux distribution maintained by the Service Games Center of the Academy of Arts
it's good enough
go into Dreamcast Web Browser, log onto my favorite website
it's called Hexbear, it's a pretty standard BBCode forum
see that I have a private message
a comrade is calling me a revisionist
they sent me a picture of a pig pooping on its balls

