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[-] handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I immediately pull the switch when I hear flattens all the world’s billionaires. The only problem is I can only do it once.

[-] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago

Hop on the trolley as it passes and put it in reverse! It would delay the world in getting its high-speed rail, but it's a small price to pay to make sure

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago

Trolley solution

[-] felsiq@piefed.zip 32 points 3 days ago

The options for trolly problems are usually “pull” and “don’t pull”, but this one needs “guard the lever with my life to make sure nobody fucking pulls it”

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 days ago

bro have you TASTED this boot?!

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 days ago

I'm assuming felsiq wants it guarded because the path it's already on is going to crunch some billies

[-] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 days ago

And Sippy is joking that felsiq should try boot licking instead

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

break the lever so that it cannot be pulled

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 33 points 3 days ago

Can I add more trolleys? Can the highspeed rail go back and cover the same path the trolley took? Please?

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago

-- to make sure it ran over all of the billionaires. lol

[-] ms_lane@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Instructions unclear, Billionaire got fattened and the public high speed rail got flattened.

Thank you for understanding.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Can we then use the high speed electric tren to run over the trillionaires

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago

The Trolley Problem here is that this trolley doesn't exist...

Yet

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Wait no that would put it on the empty track!!

[-] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

But? I think you mean “and”.

[-] quitthebiz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

My new automatic reply to any trolley-problem mention

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