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Choose your vehicle (lemmy.world)
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[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 239 points 11 months ago

Yank tanks truly are the peakest of cringe. I'd be embarrassed to show up in one of those things

[-] funkajunk@lemm.ee 83 points 11 months ago

"Yank Tank" 😂

Still see plenty of those out in western Canada.

[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 19 points 11 months ago

Seeing more and more in Australia as well. Way too big for our roads.

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[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 16 points 11 months ago

They are an undeniably infectious disease.

[-] n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 11 months ago

Eastern Onterrible too

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[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 181 points 11 months ago

Welcome to America, where everyone hates everyone

[-] littletoolshed@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago

Your point being proven in these comments already and it hasn’t even been 30m

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago

USA is world's biggest PvPvPvP... MMO

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[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 133 points 11 months ago

Pfff that car ain't even street legal in my country.

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 94 points 11 months ago

Some dude drives on of those where i live. I've never seen it move, it's always parked on the same spot where it doesn't fit. Completely with aouthern state flag and stickers that say that only gay cops pull him over and how every car that is not a v8 is for girls. I'd be so embarrassed to drive that thing.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I got more compliments from women while I was driving my 1.4L inline 4 Honda in a week than I got in 10 years with a 4.2L Ford V8.

So yeah, V8s attract men. Sensible cars are for girls.

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 45 points 11 months ago

Clearly he's trying to attract a gay male cop

[-] WetBeardHairs@lemmy.ml 28 points 11 months ago

Pull me over daddy UwU

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[-] SuperSpruce@lemmy.ml 26 points 11 months ago

So by his logic a Lamborghini Aventador is for girls.

[-] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Worse - Europeans

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[-] nucawysi@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

where i live, which is in the south, every 3 cars is one of these, they lift suvs too, so that increases the odds. when cops clock out they also drive one of these, even the gay ones. driving it is no big deal, its how they drive and what they do with it, usually road raging other road users, intimidating them, and trying to run them off the road, in other words bullying and intimidation, which is likely why they own one in the first place. why do they feel a strong desire to bully or intimidate anyone? that's a great question. why do you have to knock out the biggest guy in jail to get any respect? ...................

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[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

Either way, around here I almost always see both end up doing stupid shit on the road. I don't give a fuck what you're driving. Obey the rules of the road, follow the flow of traffic, be aware of your surroundings, and for fucks sake, signal properly and clearly! Nobody's in a race. We can all get where we're going safely and timely if y'all just stop acting like you're escaping a war zone!

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[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 43 points 11 months ago

This is why I drive a small pickup truck, I'm compensating for my quite large penis.

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[-] Mr_nutter_butter@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

I've seen 4 rams around my town drivers all look the same, they're all very clean, never seen it parked as they can't fit it anywhere one guy did get stuck and laughed at in his big yellow truck by a lot of people last time I've seen him

[-] SARGEx117@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

I have an ancient tiny pickup (don't get me started on EVs or how a van is better, I'm aware but poor and I don't live/work in a city) and I'd say about 1-2 times a week when daily driving I'll get mocked by someone with a giant, lifted, accent-lighted, chrome-trimmed, perfectly-unscathed monstrosity. Usually some form of homophoplbic slur to describe my vehicle choice.

I fill up for less than half the price, and I fit right next to most regular cars. I still park out in the empties because I don't like being next to other vehicles, but I don't have to.

Honestly I'd love an EV with a minivan size profile, truck clearance, and the enclosed rear is all cargo space. Literally all of my hobbies and work things would fit in it, and since I live on a hill in the middle of fields, I get a lot of wind and solar.

Of course, I'd love it even more if I could take a nap on a train with space for an equipment cart while I travel half an hour to work, but the next ice age will happen before passenger trains become that widespread.

[-] LucyLastic@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

A Nissan e-NV200 is what you want ... I'm in Spain, there's a few about. They're basic work vans, good amount of space in them, easily fixable, etc.

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[-] Blackout@kbin.social 38 points 11 months ago

Ain't that the truth. I'm constantly fighting this fight in my own city where we only get bike gutters, not even lanes. Complain complain complain from the people who claim they care about the neighborhood.

[-] Yerbouti@lemmy.ml 37 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The thing I hate the most about my province (Quebec), the passion people have for pickup trucks. It's a fucking obsession, and it's a subject that cant even be discussed, the right of owning one of those is almost the first article of our constitution.

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't mind passion from a hobby perspective. Some people are passionate about sports, coding, radios, plants, stamps etc. It's okay to be passionate about cars and trucks, just don't daily drive these if you want people to respect you. Same with stanced cars.

The problem as I see it is that these modded ones are pushed as still being practical when they are really only big toys. Have you ever noticed that jacked up trucks rarely have caps or toolboxes on the beds? The extra height takes away the utility of the bed and loading/unloading anything is a pain in the ass. They pour all this money into making their truck less useful.

I've driven big F-250s for work. They have a time, a place and a purpose. And that is not as a daily driver for most people.

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago

'Round here we call em pavement princess. Drive like they own the place, but never done a day's work.

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[-] FastWarfarin@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago

I'm 24 now and don't own a car. :)

[-] Yerbouti@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago

So.....? Do you NEED a car? I didnt had a car until 34 because I didnt need one. The only reason I got one was because I moved in a different city and kind of had no choice. But I had many many bikes.

[-] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 12 points 11 months ago

Same, turning 25 in a month, still no car

Primarily because I'm very fucking poor and just getting the license costs over 2000€ already

[-] InputZero@lemmy.ml 21 points 11 months ago

You know what's funny, I recently read a CNBC business article that said auto-makers are saying consumers aren't buying enough electric and hybrid vehicles. That supply has outpaced demand. You know what they're not going to do, drop prices like basic economic theory says they should. According to auto-makers the problem wasn't that they over estimated how popular their products are, the problem is the consumers not living up to their expectations. If we were good little consumers we'd just take on more debt but apparently we're not cooperating.

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[-] Nunya@lemdro.id 30 points 11 months ago

Definitely not the correct place to ask, but does anyone know what brand or model ebike that is?

[-] SonicDeathTaco@lemm.ee 28 points 11 months ago
[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 15 points 11 months ago

A Dutch bike in my Murica?!?

Man, wish I could get an Omafiets without it being so expensive I'm afraid of it getting stolen

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[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 23 points 11 months ago

Is this a trick question?

The obvious choice is the truck. Take the truck and sell it. And then buy a bike, car and down payment on a house.

[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 22 points 11 months ago

My car is closer in size to the bicycle than the truck.

Also, most of these trucks around here have an orange triangle at the back and are driven by teenagers.

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[-] lntl@lemmy.ml 21 points 11 months ago

too bad the truck doesn't have nuts

[-] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 11 months ago

Giant trucks may maximize traffic fatalities and carbon emissions, but bicycles make me feel guilty, so it's impossible to say which is worse.

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