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[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 48 points 3 weeks ago

America is a deeply unserious country.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 29 points 3 weeks ago

The government dumped a bunch of hallucinogens in the water supply back in the 50's and then scared everyone into a bad trip. We really never recovered from that.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

Throwing a bunch of LSD at our lead-damaged neurons like kicking the side of a box fan to make the hum go away.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 20 points 3 weeks ago

Hey man that works though.

[-] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 37 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Can't wait to learn Tyler's family voiced their concerns that Tyler was practicing witchcraft (evolutionary biology) and listening to the devil's music (jazz and/or rock n roll).

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

witchcraft (evolutionary biology)

I'm serious when I say that I expect a Scopes Monkey Trial 2.0. Except - this time the fundies/creationists. Creationism rebranded with some fancy new marketing term name is taught in schools across the U-S-A.

[-] prole@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe something even newer with - I dunno - techbro flavor or something.

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Artisanal manufacturing

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago

poor poor christians and all the persecution they receive daily. how do they ever make it through the day!?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

I'm looking forward to being in public, standing in line next to some fundie on his phone whining about "anti-Christian hate crimes", and I laugh then say "Give me a fucking break." He turns looks at me, calls 911, and I'm soon arrested for something like a "verbal assault anti-Christian hate crime".

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

easy with that lathe, I hope you know what you're doing.

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago

Charlie was a Christian hate crime so this one might have some legs.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago

Lmao let’s legally define being an anti-abortion misogynist blabber mouth as Christian, rip the fuckin band aid

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

mormon on evangelical hate crime

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

it was a hate crime against the anti-christ

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

“Lion got chased away by a lamb. This is clearly a lamb-on-lion instance of predation!”

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Not reading the article but do they mean because "Thou shall not kill" is one of the commandments or is that putting even more thought into it than the guys that came up with the law?

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