When your boss invites you to a pizza party but instead of pizza, everyone gets such a costume and has to give it back afterwards for the next party
If working in corporate America has taught me anything they would expect everyone to provide their own costume and the party would be a one-off. And attendance would be mandatory. They would also announce bonuses for upper management, but no you don't get one. Thanks for coming on such short notice!
A novelty giant slice of pizza walking around with a standard size pizza box is like me carrying a tiny house and telling everyone it's where I live.
That’s a brand new sentence.
Also it’s Domino’s.
Look at fancy over here, Caesar's pizza is good for 10 minutes then turns into tonka toy plastic when its cooled.
I hear you can finance those now
Papa John’s
Extra points for the front to back basecap for instant doucheface recognition 👌
