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Face reveal, how's my corporate punk aesthetic?
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Kojima-ass name
When i said "bald beard is a look" this isn't what i meant
Bad fit. Idk what makes this corpo-punk other than the fucking logos. When I think corpo-punk or business goth, I'm imaging a distressed or modded suit/tie thing, not a varsity jacket.
Nothing in this look says metal shop
I'm willing to bet my christmas budget this dude didn't do more than 20 minutes of manual labor to get this fit together. He either paid someone else, or bought it all pre-made.
Christ what a dickhead
im so tired
Most transgressive punk
Sorry, Hart, this doesn't say "ask me about securing cloud and agentic AI workloads", it says "ask me about how i cause punching me in the teeth and dick workloads"
Rage 2 (2019)
Ehh, he would need a Mohawk or liberty spikes
Or that thing where you're shaved on top, but you spike out the sides like a weird tonsure
I want to beat him to death with the word punk please.
Punk is the onomatopoeia for his empty head hitting the pavement
Ive thought that since no-one wears suits anymore, Ska bands should wear other work uniforms - like those vests retail workers wear or a polo and a lanyard
But now that ive got my wish I would like to un-wish it
~~Pick it up pick it up~~ pack it up pack it up
best thread on Hexbear right now
"I even tied my beard to look like parasites! A perfect representation of our Awesome Corporate Culture!"
This has nothing on my aesthetic of normcore/business goth
we need to give him billions of tax dollars. clearly he has the answers.
this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2025
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