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[-] protist@mander.xyz 99 points 4 months ago

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said, “The plaques are eloquently written descriptions of each President and the legacy they left behind. As a student of history, many were written directly by the President himself.”

Lmao

[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 52 points 4 months ago

That she can say that with a straight face is truly impressive.

[-] harmbugler@piefed.social 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

But she only has smug ~~bitch~~ fascist face

Edit: changed to a more gender inclusive term

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

Probably not that hard with all the botox.

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 months ago

What can't trump do?!

It's so fucking infuriating they all treat him like he's capable of doing anything.

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 months ago

He once golfed 18 holes in one shot!

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"He took great care, and used his best crayons. Mr. Putin even put one on his refrigerator. "

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[-] bytesonbike@discuss.online 98 points 4 months ago

Democrats if they ever get the white house again: "Well, we better keep the plaques. We don't want to upset them."

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Well. They were dei hires

/S for the idiots everywhere

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[-] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 59 points 4 months ago

We have people with the mentality of spoiled school children leading the country.

[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

That’s people born into wealth for ya.

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago

When I read shit like this I think of Trump tearing down the East Wing. He didn't do this personally. Multiple people had to agree and execute.

For example; I managed a reprographics shop. We would have flat refused to make signage such as these plaques. Not because management was woke, we simply wouldn't handle toxic messaging. Somewhere in DC is a shop that said, "Fuck it, the money matters more than morals." Same for the demolition company.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 months ago

This is the tiniest of tiny pp energies

[-] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

Dude’s a frail and frightened little failure of a man. Everthing he does is a result of pure cowardice.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 months ago

Basic dictator.

[-] bjorn@fedia.io 29 points 4 months ago

This has to be one of the most petty and insignificant acts of trumps this year...

[-] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 28 points 4 months ago

What, are these people twelve?

[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

I know plenty of 12 year olds with more class than this.

[-] DeICEAmerica@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

I will piss on his grave when given the 1st opportunity.

[-] H3mp79@lemmy.today 24 points 4 months ago

It will be heavily guarded or hidden. It will literally be defaced in the first hour. I will dance on the day of his death. The entire world will celebrate his Demise.

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

Please shit on it.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 months ago

How, and I'm serious here, how can this thing get voted in? And how did it happen twice?

You'd have to be fucking moronic to the point of being a dribbling idiot to even think that this orange thing was not just a huge piece of unusable scum!!

[-] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 months ago

I get a lot of hate on Lemmy every time I post this, but I genuinely think American voters don’t like women.

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[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

I think you summed it up in your second paragraph there.

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[-] fraksken@infosec.pub 22 points 4 months ago

Must be an onion ...

Not the onion ...

What?

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

I’m so fucking tired of being governed by god damned jr. high schoolers.

[-] kopasu22@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

America collectively peaked in high school

[-] Raptor_007@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

What a lil bitch

[-] leya@mander.xyz 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Only a few centimeters and we could've been spared all of this 🥲

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[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

The eating of trumps ass by his maga moron is out of control. They named renamed the Kennedy center. Who memoralizes themselves while living? Dictators. Only Dictators do this shit. My family is lost to his nonsense. There isnt a single free thinking person in my family anymore. Dad mom, brother all lost to his bs. Wake up America, im begging you, before he takes all your rights away

[-] Skrufimonki@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 4 months ago

This is what professionalism is these days. The good thing is that they are open about their views and it's easier to identity what type of person they are.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Remember that for Republicans: Every accusation is a confession.

[-] anguo@piefed.ca 11 points 4 months ago

On the one hand, this is absokutely juvenile. On the other hand, why are Americans so obsessed with displaying and counting past presidents?

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Petty, childish, juvenile, mean, pathetic.

The equivalent of drawing a mustache on someone whom you dislike on their yearbook photo and expecting everyone to laugh at your work, too.

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 months ago

This is Ethan Klein levels of petty

[-] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago
[-] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago

Good question. It's real. Crazy times, eh?

[-] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

This President is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met! Do not trust hi! He is a fugly slut!!

[-] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

The fact he can just shows how far gone the us is, yet each insane thing that happens gets only a mild bitching online as the loss involved in righting the ship grows exponentially.

[-] sunbytes@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Epstein deadline is tomorrow, right?

Gotta throw everything at the wall and see what sticks.

Misdirect, misdirect, misdirect

[-] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Only on paper. In reality, the authors of the bill wrote that Trump and Bondi get to decide what to release and can withhold as much of the documents as they want under the guise of "national security." It was just more kayfabe.

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[-] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

Don't worry, if I ever become president, I'll have any pictures of Trump edited to show his true colours by replacing him with a Russian flag since he's Putin's lap dog.

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

There is plenty of worthless shit to remove for the next president.

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[-] DeICEAmerica@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I will not for ONE Democrat, going forward, who does not espouse my deep desire to retaliate and punish Trump, his cabinet, his congress, his SCOTUS, etc. Add to that list social media "influencers" who have taken money from Russian to expedite the end of our democracy. Throw everyone attached to Fox News in there, too. Yep, you, too, Sean.

I mean serious, I'll never do that shit again, kind of punishments.

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Rent free...

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And we have all of this because Obama made fun of Trump at some big presser, makes you think, right?

Before that, Trump was a Democrat, mocking Republicans, playing golf with Bill, and endorsing Hillary for senate.

Just imagine who the bankers have selected as our future candidates! Remember when the Bush presidency was the worst ever?

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He did get roasted, and it didn't help, but don't kid yourself that it was the catalyst, he flipped a couple years before that happened. I read that same story, and it was just an fluff piece for the media.

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/donald-trump-was-once-a-registered-democrat-and-party-donor-why-did-he-jump-ship/wj85mj5yq

He's changed affiliations 5 times now

Before he ran, his investments were petering out. He owed a substantial amount of money to multiple places. (notably a couple of billion to Deutsche Bank) His contributions to whatever party he was sucking up to were in the couple of thousand-dollar range.

He registered Republican near the end of Reagan's run. He flipped to Independent in the middle of Clinton's presidency. He switched to the Democrats when Bush took office. He flipped to republican the year Obama got in, even though the ~~roast~~ switch* was two years before the roast in question.

The Republicans knew that once Obama got in, they could weaponize race and he turned out to be the face they were looking for to empower the right extremists and moderates.

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[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

What the fuck?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 months ago

When the orange turd dies or otherwise is out of office, we should just remove his plaque entirely and pretend like he never even existed.

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[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

What kind of fucking fanfiction is this whole thing. Satire truly is dead.

Also

California Governor Gavin Newsom, no stranger to mocking Trump online, slammed the stunt.

Stop "slamming" and similar terms because they fucking mean nothing

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