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[-] Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago
[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

What price? I don't see any price for the onions. I see a price for the basil behind them. You wouldn't be posting misleading bullshit for fake internet points, would you OP?

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago
[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Just tell us the price of the onions so we can judge you for being poor as well

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Don't need to tell you the price to tell you how poor I am. I'm avoiding people this Christmas. That help?

[-] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Not at all. Because if I had enough money to avoid family for the holidays, that's exactly what I would be doing too.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago

I don't have family to avoid lmao I'm just bitter and don't wanna see people happy

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

What if I wanted to gift you some onions for Christmas?

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago

Send 'em to a food bank because I hate onions lol

[-] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Brings a tear to the eye

[-] washbasin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

This is a pretty specific attempt too. Local grocer in Utah? Basil? ONIONS?!

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

The price is putting dirt in your eye.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Basil is 5.99 at my grocery store today.

I like the idea of owning a basil plant. But you can't plant it in winter weather and they're impossible to keep alive inside, I find.

[-] BillMurray@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago

For a Basil plant.

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 6 points 1 day ago

That price is for the pots of basil behind the onions,

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It’s a shitty price for either of those items.

Maybe it’s Canadian Dollars…

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

American store. Things are actually cheaper up here most of the time now.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

They look like boobs. Censor them.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Free the ~~nipple~~ stem!

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