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[-] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

A commercial fake mayonnaise that you can't do on your own, and that contains corn sugar, flavors, and a lot of other crap? Unpopular opinion indeed.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

What are you putting it on?

I hate it because it's sweet and mayonnaise really ought not be sweet. There is nothing I am using mayo in where I want to introduce sweetness. But maybe you are using it in something I am not.

Do you like sweet pickles too? Now I am picturing the worst tuna salad possible, with miracle whip and sweet pickle relish. Ack.

[-] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You just described my ideal tuna fish sandwich...

[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Far too sweet to use wherever mayo is used. I guess it has a place if you are trying your hand at 1950's cooking and making the abominations that were served during that era.

[-] iamanoldguy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

My mother used to pack peanut butter and miracle whip sandwiches for my elementary school lunches. I still can’t stand even the smell now.

[-] titanicx@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago
[-] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah that should be illegal.

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What an awful opinion
*angrily upvotes*

[-] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

You monster.

Upvoted.

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 week ago

I upvoted this because you are wrong, you have bad taste, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Nah, dukes is the best.

[-] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

I have such a crap palate, I use either and don't complain.

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Two more miracles and BOOM! Saint Whip.

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Kewpie mayo might change your mind. But maybe not. What’s your take on salad cream?

[-] Beacon@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago
[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It’s a UK thing, kinda like mayo but instead of oil-based it’s vinegar-based and with some mustard in it. Used in effectively the same way. I’ve only had it a few times but it reminded me more of Miracle Whip.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

Keeps your salad soft and protected from the sun.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Second the kewpie mayo. I always preferred miracle whip over mayo because at least it has some flavor. But so does kewpie mayo!

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

Upvoted out of sheer disagreement 🫡

[-] H3mp79@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Finally someone says it! Glad we are on Lemmy this comment got me banned from reddit!

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Really depends on the use case. Mayonnaise had many more culinary uses than just sandwiches, so it's my go to. But it's really hit or miss depending on how it was kept/who manufactured it. Miracle whip is at least consistent.

[-] IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago
[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Like vomit.

[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

For simple sandwiches, like a ham & cheese, I agree.

In all other cases, you're a monster.

[-] aaaa@piefed.world 1 points 1 week ago

Growing up, my mother always got Miracle Whip instead of mayo, so mayo just tastes weird to me.

But I'm not a big fan of either

[-] essell@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

This must be one of American "food in a can" things that I'm too European to get

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Think mayonnaise with extra vinegar

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Good mayo already has a ton of vinegar, stuff like Duke's or specialty mayos. What makes miracle whip different is the disgusting sugar.

[-] unruffled@anarchist.nexus 0 points 1 week ago

On what basis, mf?

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

They both are awful.

All condiments are awful except Worcestershire sauce, hot sauce and some select bbq sauces.

Fight me.

[-] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Found the brit with the pallet of a cardboard box

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

What would I do with an entire pallet of cardboard boxes?

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

Chili crisp you uncultured swine

[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 0 points 1 week ago

Miracle whip and mayonnaise aren't condiments, they're fillers. I understand this is a distinction I'm probably the only one why makes. But I'll die on that hill.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

A condiment is defined as a substance added to food to enhance its flavor.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

There are some good mustards. Honey is surprisingly good on things.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Incorrect. Mustard is maybe the worst.

[-] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Sounds like something a swine would say.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Rrrreeeeeee no it doesn't

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago

You probably think McD makes the best burgers too.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

To be fair, no one in their sane mind thinks this.

McDonald's doesn't sell quality they sell consistency.

The fact that you can get a cheeseburger from McDonald's basically anywhere in earth and have the expected experience is nothing short of astonishing.

Same goes for Budweiser, hostess, etc.

[-] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

McDonald's in Japan is actually pretty good.

Which speaks more to the general quality of food in Japan rather than the quality of Japanese McDonald's. You can get better food at basically any other restaurant in the country.

But still, it tastes like actual food, unlike American, Australian, and Italian McDonald's.

[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Basically all American fast food places in other countries are infinitely better than the US. Because they almost always have to deal with more stringent advertising and quality requirements and actually have to compete with real restaurants.

Hell the only real advantage in the US used to be price, but they're now the same price as a full restaurant option, and take about as long. The only reasons they still have customers are nostalgia/habit and people just assuming that because McD's prices went up so much during the pandemic-era inflation, everywhere else must have as well.

[-] SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 week ago

I respectfully disagree with your opinion that McDonald's is consistent. Sometimes their Big Mac is delicious and other times I've had them be just meh. Same goes for their fries. I've occasionally got some fries that just aren't salty enough.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I can without clouded judgement agree with your assessment

Where we are failing to see eye to eye is... Think of your favorite most consistent burger.

How many locations do they have?

How consistent is it?

How does that compare to mcds numbers.

It may seem trivial given my agreeing with you, but it's not.

I say this as a level II cicerone (beer sommelier). Beer snobs shit on Budweiser. Real beer snobs don't. And we don't say it's some amazing flavor either. It's consistency.

I digress. I agree, but I think you'd agree with me as well if we agreed on terms rather than split hairs.

this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2025
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