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[-] DrFistington@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago

So they'll be shitty, ineffective and overpriced?

[-] Taco2112@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago
[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 month ago

But an important thing for ships, never a hole in one!

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Plated with lots of fake gold and shitty fonts.

[-] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

And big bottomed. blobby shaped hulls. Slow and trashy.

[-] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago

Well... They are going to be American made.

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Seems like he might find a way to leave a contractor unpaid. Maybe several contractors.

[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

And a pedophile human trafficker.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Also completely incapable of telling friend from foe

[-] grue@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I mean, that would've been true anyway, since battleships haven't been useful since WWII.

Trump's involvement just means they'll be extremely so.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

They were actually still worthwhile up into Korea but the Korean war is the weird middle child between WW2 and Vietnam that everyone forgets about.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

It's not that I forgot about the Korean War, it's that I wasn't aware it had any significant naval component for which battleships were relevant.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

They were used for artillery along coastal regions, while not exactly the designated purpose of such ships it was highly effective. But yeah it was basically the last hoora of an aging design that had already started to become obsolete.

[-] shittydwarf@piefed.social 37 points 1 month ago

Because it will be full of Bubba's sea men?

[-] sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

Sounds like the kind of warship you'd buy from AliExpress

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Shiny with fake gold trim everywhere, and gold colored flames painted on the side.

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'm picturing all those Wish website memes....

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

What a vainglorious asshole.

[-] Shirasho@lemmings.world 22 points 1 month ago

This is not something a sane president would do. They would not want to win a nobel peace prize then want to attach their name to the deadliest tier of a weapon.

[-] hobowillie@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

It isn't the deadliest tier of a weapon. Battleships have been obsolete for over 80 years now.

[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

I mean... maybe look up the Nobel family and their contributions to the world.

Like, I sincerely doubt that it is the motivation at all. But... it would be ridiculously fitting.

[-] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 14 points 1 month ago

Utter embarrassment... anyone associated with this idiot ought to be profoundly ashamed of themselves...

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I honestly think so many of them went so balls-deep on embracing this loser that they cannot admit to themselves, never mind others, just how wrong they were.

[-] Greyghoster@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

They say that family and friends of psychopathic serial killers have that problem. Can’t viscerally admit that they accepted the killer into the family.

[-] Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

Man's scrambling to change media and public focus. Scrambling.

[-] Mpeach45@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Design highlights of the new #Trump class #battleships:

  1. Very wide amidships
  2. Capable of wrecking entire countries
  3. Loudest engines ever
  4. Largely funded by Saudis
  5. Solid gold toilets
  6. Totally full of bilge water.
[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

He has some kind of weird fixation on hydraulic vs. electric, too, so....have to incorporate that somehow.

This guy is just so fuckin' weird.

[-] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

One tiny gun.

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

The US naval shipbuilding has been reduced to like ... two yards ... Bremerton and Baltimore, i think ?

[-] mercano@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Newport News is still around, it’s the only yard that’s built every nuclear powered aircraft carrier in the world, other than the Charles de Gaulle.

[-] BenVimes@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Bit of trivia: the mid-life refit program for Canada's Iroquois-class destroyer was called TRUMP: Tribal Refit and Update Modernisation Program.

That program happened in the 1980s, so Mr. Trump is 40ish years late to claim the name.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

The only way he can have any class

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago

Tell me about this Trump class! Is it couth? Is it debonair? I must know more.

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It's probably like his steaks, or his vodka, or his airline, or his casinos....

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Probably the worst ship that can be built, if the current admnistration is an indicator. Big as a carrier, but oblong instead of ship-shaped, and propelled by a standard-sized outboard motor sold by one of Trumps relatives for $fortune.

Will also sink on launch, because including a bottom was too expensive.

[-] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

They sink THAT fast?

[-] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I can't wait to see these no class vessels

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Warship sized

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Will these Trump class ships be really really huge but have no substance?

[-] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

glory holes in every room!

[-] DegenerationIP@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Tiny ego If you center everything around you. Well..

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

It'll be sold on late night TV? Operators are standing by, call now!

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

No VLS cells is such the perfect cherry on the turd.

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