Anon buys a can of beans : greentext

[+] TheNamlessGuy@lemmy.world 218 points 3 months ago

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[-] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 101 points 3 months ago

This is very important, thanks

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 3 months ago

I mean... That guy does kinda have a point. Demon Slayers slay more than demons. Speed Racer does more than race (and I never once saw him doing speed). Sailor Moon isn't just the one titular character. 🤷‍♂️

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Buffy barely slew any vampires after the second or third season.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 months ago

I believe they even have a couple 4th wall breaking jokes about that, too.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Scope creep destroys not only software projects.

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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 69 points 3 months ago

What?

[-] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

no. this makes complete sense.

[-] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 months ago

It's because goblin slayer is about a guy slaying just goblins.

[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 11 points 3 months ago

I think the British put tomato sauce in their canned beans.

[-] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah, the commercially available baked beans (not baked) are in a horrible sweet tomato sauce. I haven't eaten any in a long time.

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[-] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago

Is this a metaphor I'm not recognizing?

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

It's a metaphor for entitled Karens

[-] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 10 points 3 months ago

Why did you say Karens twice?

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 9 points 3 months ago

Sahara desert.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 3 months ago

No, it's a response to someone complaining that you only kill Goblins in the game Goblin Slayer

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

So not no, but actually yes

[-] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fake: one can is surely not a bit too many beans

Gay: My gay friends eat beans. Anon eats beans. Ergo, anon is gay. QED.

Edit: My roommate, who is pansexual, says I should have said anon is pan “because you can put beans in a pan” …I think we might both just be very sleep deprived because, rereading this, I’m not sure either joke is actually funny at all but we’re cracking up lol

[-] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 6 points 3 months ago

You can also put tomato and salad in a pan, but there is no tomato and salad, and that is sad.

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

no no no, you're right that's a good joke

[-] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

The fakeness and gayness test is always mandatory, don't worry about funniness

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Am I too normal to understand this?

[-] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 months ago

According to another comment this was in response to someone complaining that Goblin Slayer only has Goblins and no other monsters.

So Anon "Bought a Can of Beans" by watching an anime about a guy called the Goblin Slayer, and is mad that there "Wasn't any salad in the Can of Beans," because all he does is... Slay Goblins.

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[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

It's a mad world.

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago

i hope anon takes their meds :(

[-] capuccino@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

>Anon buys a can of beans.
> It comes with AI.

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