One my best friend asked me during my senior year of high school:
Would you rather run through the school naked with a bag over your head, or run through without the bag and wearing only underwear?
Your dad and your partner switch bodies. The only way to switch them back is to bang one of them.
Do you bang your partner in your dad's body or do you bang your dad in your partner's body?
ESH. Divorce Dad and go no contact with partner.
I had a similar thought, do nothing, my (male) ex can have my dad’s body, and my dad can have another 30 years. Answer may change if I find a new partner.
3-way, duh. Get it while you can.
Would you rather stop and think or be punched in the crotch?
Dear God please punch me.
Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?
Well, I still have cheese, sooo...
Never had either so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How the fuck have you never had cheese?
I can keep eating cheese for free then? Great!
Giving or receiving?
All of it.
You giving out cheese?
Never liked cheese so that's easy!
I hardly like cheese AND I'm asexual so this question hardly applies to me lol
I think that reverses the question. If you had to pick one, would you occasionally eat cheese or occasionally have sex with someone?
If it could be vegan cheese, then I'd go for that. I think its good on toast and pizza is great, of course. I say I hardly like it because everyone else seems to die for it in all forms. Meanwhile I rarely go out of my way to have it unless its an integral part of something, like pizza.
I'm vegan. Easy choice. Superiority of veganism hits again.
Is it vegan to swallow cum though?
I can't live without one of these. I'll let the audience decide which.
If I'd rather eat a shoe or eat pizza outside of Connecticut.
You wouldn't eat pizza from NYC? Or Italy, for that matter?
Why Italy? Americans invented pizza as we know it today.
I was initially making a dumb joke, but no, I wouldn't. Maybe Italy for the novelty of it, but I've had too many bad pizza experiences outside of CT to even bother giving it another try. Maybe Chicago, though.
This is the kinda harmless but thoroughly bananas take I'm here in the thread for. Great work lol
I've never heard of Connecticut as a pizza culture, and pizza is literally 90% of my body by weight.
When I was in the army, this one was popular: "would you rather sleep with someone who was in every way an attractive, feminine woman but she comes and was born with a dick and balls (let's just say they're not too threatening but they're still there), or someone who was in every way an attractive, masculine man (bald with a beard!) but came and was born with a pussy?"
Well there's metric fucktons of porn of the former but basically none of the latter, so it seems like you have your answer.
I kinda wish there was more of the other kind tbh :(
Hehehe, good catch.
If they're both attractive, I know plenty of people that would go with both.
Threesome.
Would you rather do Hemodialysis or Peritoneal dialysis?
Fingers for eyelashes or eyelashes for fingers?
Urp
Fingers for eyelashes. If can bend them, this is even better. That means I can flip people off with "my eyes" and in rare occasions, quadruple flip people off.
More fingers is always the best option.
If England was playing Israel at football, who woukd you (A Scot) support?
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