Mike Johnson flies same Christian nationalist flag outside his office that Samuel Alito flew at vacation home by garth in c/news@lemmy.world

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

We can't keep giving up historical symbols and flags each time some assholes decide to adopt them. The pine tree flag is objectively cool and a part of Americans' shared history. It should not be allowed to become an exclusively right-wing nationalist symbol.

All of a sudden, I don't feel hungry any more by garth in c/funny@sh.itjust.works

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Two hot beef patties.
Which part of the beef is it?
Ketchup hides the truth.

Real life club. It's a club where you only advertise with flyers in real life and the flyer says, do you exist? Are you reading this right now? Come to real life club. We don't have a website by garth in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

Got me. I need to sharpen my pencil, so to speak.

The first rule of Real
Life Club is: you do not ~~talk~~ blog
about Real Life Club.

Real life club. It's a club where you only advertise with flyers in real life and the flyer says, do you exist? Are you reading this right now? Come to real life club. We don't have a website by garth in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

The first rule of Real
Life Club is: you do not talk
about real life club.

Massachusetts town grapples with sea rise after sand barrier fails by garth in c/news@lemmy.world

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Homes built on sand dune
Owners ask to halt nature
Cry me an ocean

Elon Musk smears Haitian migrants with 'cannibal' claims amid crisis by garth in c/news@lemmy.world

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Richest man on earth
could be the hero we need.
Does this shit instead.

Special tattoo request by garth in c/funny@lemmy.world

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

They offer relief
from agony of your woes:
the youth in Asia.

Getting help is essential. by garth in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago

Therapy or no,
we all agree Elon can
eat a bag of dicks.

Enjoying life by garth in c/aww@lemmy.world

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

This comment chain
Puts a big smile on my face.
Let's start something, fam!

Georgia Senate passes bill banning American Library Association from state libraries by garth in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

In the Peach State's halls
fear sparks a moral panic.
GOP runs wild.

Enjoying life by garth in c/aww@lemmy.world

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 30 points 8 months ago

Wet fur drips and clings
Pomeranian transformed
To rat in the sink

Impaler rule by garth in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Sugary pillows,
Soft and sweet. Revelation!
Vlad's new obsession.

garth

joined 8 months ago