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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

I have read the terms and conditions

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

I'm lying about what I'm really thinking of the world situation and what we need to collectively do about it, because shit's bannable.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Is it murder people? I think it might be murder.

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

I will never tell, tee-hee! But yeah it's murder.

[-] Rhoeri@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

I don’t see the reason to lie to complete strangers. Why should someone care what people they don’t care about think?

[-] wingsfortheirsmiles@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Of course.

"Oh you require my DOB to sign up for your site? 01/01/1990, my good website who I'll never buy from again"

[-] dryfter@ani.social 1 points 1 month ago

The moment we hit 2021 I’ve never scrolled further than 2000.

I have a lot of birthdays on the new year!

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

I'm 1970-01-01, myself.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

I am secretly a raccoon.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I emailed "looking forward to seeing you" to someone I'm completely indifferent about seeing, so I guess.

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Yes. I'm actually an undercover Trisolarian and my people will invade soon.

Perish, puny Earthlings.

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

That seems a bit silly... I mean we're doing a right fine job of perishing with or without your help. Why waste all that time and energy when you can just... wait.

[-] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

I have a LinkedIn, so I'll say a resounding probably

[-] callyral@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago
[-] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Nice try FBI

[-] Maiq@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

Some say Alduin is Akatosh, some say M'aiq is a Liar. Don't you believe either of those things.

[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yes. Ha! That was a lie! Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth.

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Ha! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

[-] ultranaut@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I set my age to the max in Steam back in the day, now I'm well beyond 100 years old.

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Lying, on the internet, about something?

Or

Lying about ‘something on the internet’?

Also, ‘lying about’ = telling lies, or being lazy?

Such a vague question.

[-] pyrinix@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 1 month ago

In some ways, I'm not.

In other times, when I want to simply drop cold-hard truths or unfiltered opinions. People lose their minds. We're not ready for those kind of thoughts, both surface web and fediverse, even.

[-] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 1 points 1 month ago

Of course not. I would never do such a thing.

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

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