I have read the terms and conditions
I'm lying about what I'm really thinking of the world situation and what we need to collectively do about it, because shit's bannable.
Same.
Is it murder people? I think it might be murder.
I will never tell, tee-hee! But yeah it's murder.
I don’t see the reason to lie to complete strangers. Why should someone care what people they don’t care about think?
Of course.
"Oh you require my DOB to sign up for your site? 01/01/1990, my good website who I'll never buy from again"
The moment we hit 2021 I’ve never scrolled further than 2000.
I have a lot of birthdays on the new year!
I'm 1970-01-01, myself.
I am secretly a raccoon.
I emailed "looking forward to seeing you" to someone I'm completely indifferent about seeing, so I guess.
Yes. I'm actually an undercover Trisolarian and my people will invade soon.
Perish, puny Earthlings.
That seems a bit silly... I mean we're doing a right fine job of perishing with or without your help. Why waste all that time and energy when you can just... wait.
I have a LinkedIn, so I'll say a resounding probably

Nice try FBI
Some say Alduin is Akatosh, some say M'aiq is a Liar. Don't you believe either of those things.
Yes. Ha! That was a lie! Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth.
Ha! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
I set my age to the max in Steam back in the day, now I'm well beyond 100 years old.
Lying, on the internet, about something?
Or
Lying about ‘something on the internet’?
Also, ‘lying about’ = telling lies, or being lazy?
Such a vague question.
In some ways, I'm not.
In other times, when I want to simply drop cold-hard truths or unfiltered opinions. People lose their minds. We're not ready for those kind of thoughts, both surface web and fediverse, even.
Of course not. I would never do such a thing.
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