Well if McDonald’s wins this one, then the meat industry should keep its mouth shut about “soy milk” and “impossible burger”.
Have you ever eaten one? I'd be surprised to learn it was mostly meat.
Hahaha, now that you say that, I'd also be surprised. It tastes and feels more like a meatloaf kind of product, like finely ground meat with the maximum amount of filler product before you actually start to taste sawdust. Mmmmmmmmmm
Enshittification has reached all processed food. Take Totinos pizza rolls, they don't even use real cheese anymore, they use "Imitation Mozzarella Cheese". The knockoffs aren't any better, the Walmart Great Value brand pulls the same crap. Only the Aldi version (Mama Cozzi) uses actual cheese.
Gets off soapbox
Domino's pizza uses "cheese made with 100% mozzarella cheese"
For those playing at home, "made with" doesn't have an FDA definition, so it only means there was a nonzero presence of mozzarella cheese in the manufacturing process. Basically, homeopathic cheese.
But that's the great thing about capitalism, it gives you so much choice. You can buy the pizza rolls with imitation cheese in the red packaging, or the blue one, or even yellow!
Or you can pick up the one made that day in house and packaged up fresh. Or even but the raw ingredients it you are feeling brave.
I thought the fediverse doesn't have ads?
Pointing out which brands don't fool the consumer is an ad? The bar seems really low nowadays.
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I thought the fediverse doesn’t have ads?
If you're asking whether you thought that, we can't answer for sure.
So is it an ad for Totinos or Aldi?
Which one do you want to buy?
Aldis. The store name wasn't required to call out a brand that allegedly uses real cheese.
It is if you're talking about a store brand, which the op was.
Who told you that?
They are allowed to. Not here. Named cheese, must contain cheese. Named sausage, looks like sausage, musst be sausage.
To be fair the McRib was shit from the beginning. I still crave one every few years.
I've never had one, but I assume it tastes like the 90's elementary school "rib" sandwich from the cafeteria. Maybe worse.
I had one, or more accurately one bite. The best way to describe it is boiled meat coated in a sugar sauce. Fucking disgusting.
I can't compare, I never had yours. It's minced pork, a very strange BBQ sauce it's been heated in, some pickles and raw onions. The sauce is mainly acidic/sweet IIRC and the onions only provide texture. It's very strange, but somehow it scratches an itch. I haven't had one in years, but maybe I'll get one later and update the description.
That description is pretty accurate, you're just missing the weird melty texture of the not-quite-meat.
Yeah. If only I could explain why I enjoy it sometimes.
Yeah but the animal they originally made it from went extinct.
The McPig
Damn, I had some random off brand pizza rolls I bought a few months back. Just checked the label. Sure enough. Imitation cheese. Guess I need to start checking that before I buy them in the future.
I bought some pizza rolls a couple years ago for nostalgia. They didn't taste anything like I remembered.
Did they change more than the cheese since the 80s and 90s?
Keep in mind you also aren't a child/teenager anymore. I used to love Doritos and mountain dew 15 years ago, but I never touch either anymore.
Yeah, but they taste the same. At least the Doritos do last time Ibjad any.
Foodstuff-like product ^TM^
meat flavored reprocessed byproduct slurry.
Stop it you two. I'm getting hungry.
Homogenised meat-flavoured protein disc
*drools*
Boiled gelatinous meat product with ligaments and tendons removed.
Another lawsuit filed claiming the McFlurry contains zero flurry.
Shamrock shakes contain no vegetable product.
I actually think they stopped stirring them. It always seems like the ingredients aren't mixed properly. At least in Germany.
Watch this go the same way as boneless wings with bones in them
Boneless wings is just chicken nuggets sold at a premium.
But I also want to point out that chicken nuggets are different than boneless wings (or chicken chunks as well call them in my area). Nuggets are chicken scraps that are processed and molded into shapes. Chunks/boneless wings are chunks of chicken breast and are 100% actual meat plus breading.
The complaint states the McRib is made from restructured pork using various cuts, none of which are actual rib meat
So it's still mostly or entirely pork, maybe?
Yes, its release coincides with pork prices.
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I'd die of embarrassment being a part of this. Just an absolute waste of time and a cash grab.
Was it ever? Also, haven't they been sued for this before?
They never said it was a rib sandwich they said it’s a McRib sandwich. Those are two completely different things
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