We’re…never going to say any of that. It’s Microsoft 365, or 365 for short. Even that sounds stupid. Office is what people understand, 365 always requires explaining.

MS is so exhausting.

Why?

Why is every company right now making it impossible to understand what their app does?

I swear to fucking god, I’ve been looking for SAAS products at work to fill a role, they’re all branded as AI and not what the companies actually fucking do.

Office has like a 40 year plus reputation as THE office suite. What the fuck us copilot? That cheap knockoff OpenAI they debuted before it was really?

So to be clear Microsoft 365 Copilot now includes Copilot? Well shit I was worried Copilot wouldn't include Copilot, I was just about to ask Copilot if it was in Copilot.

Office365 to Microsoft 365 to Windows 365 (that's something else now) to Copilot 365 and now Microsoft 365 Copilot App.

Honestly, I'm surprised 365 has remained static all this time. A little impressed, even.

Why do I feel 2026 is gonna be a fucking nightmare…?

Ok so there are 3 microsoft products called copilot now. Surely this won't confuse anyone

Office is the last good branding Microsoft have and they're just getting rid of it, I can't believe it

MS every single day: ooohooh! We got some great news, you’re gonna love this!!

Actual people: lemme gues it’s more AI bs?

Ms: more AI bs!

God damn I love The Onion

...oh wait

Welp... Time to bring back this ol' meme.

When you ask the copilot to do a 365...

It's been named "Microsoft Office" since 1990. Way to piss 35 years of brand recognition up a wall.

How drunk are these guys?

Microsoft is reporting over 600 MILLION user growth on copilot, basically overnight! Wow, very impressive Mr Nadella. You've truly pushed AI adoption forward. Someone get this man a bonus!

I think it's time to make a serious push into getting people to boycott Microsoft along with OpenAI. Windows 11 is now a bloated surveillance operating system and Office 365 raised their prices to pay for an AI feature based on OpenAI's LLMs. OpenAI donated $25 million to Trump.

Damn, guess Libre Office is the only office app now

Cockpilot

Last year they announced a price increase to the 365 subscription along with adding copilot features.

It turned out that they had actually kept the non-copilot version at the original price as a hidden "legacy" subscription.

So they were just tricking people into paying for the copilot upgrade.

https://youtu.be/eYVPThx7yss

I cant wait until they integrate Flight simulator

Slopilot

I have had open office installed on my computer since 2008. While back then word wasn't complete shit I was still using it for many years. But now there is nothing Libre office has that word doesn't so fuck MS office.

Microsoft has like 15 words they just keep rearranging for all their products, kinda like what taco bell did for "mexican" food.

C Suite is in a cult.

Tons of Microsoft senior engineers have been resigning over this kinda shit.

Not getting fired or laid off, though that's happening too... resigning.

Bill Gates himself has expressed significant dissapointment with where the company has gone and is going, thinks AI needs to be optional, its clearly not ready.

... Everyone hates this other than C Suite, who are either psychotically delusional, in an actual AI worshipping cult (you'd be surprised how many tech high ups are in one), or, they simply hate us and want us to die, want to be the overlords of whatever is left after they basically destroy modern civilization.

Bring back the Zune, you fuckers. At least that had cool design language.

Hey there, laptop, looks like you’re going to be a linux machine now.

This is the most idiotic rename ever. Are they high in Microslop?

The other day, my mother approached me about Office alternatives. Before she retired, she daily drove Office, but feels like it's changed so much that learning a new program isn't any more friction than keeping up with AI bullshit.

Satire is dead

“Let’s take the most recognizable software package name and make it something totally divorced from what the software is supposed to be for.”

There are probably people for whom Microsoft Office is the only desktop software that they use. There are probably many people in procurement that are going to scratch their heads and think twice about signing off on something that sounds like a flight simulator.

This is an opportunity for alternate office suites.