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[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago

top-use-words "Hey you know what I like about you? Compliment him in person."

cat-confused "What?"

top-cop "Avoid repeating compliments."

confusion "What?"

sicko-fem "His sense of humor."

wojak-nooo "What's going on?"

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

you think I smell magnificent? blushing-engels

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

No one's ever told you that?

I've gotten that compliment. I mean - not in words but through their eyes.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Not that one no

I think my favorite compliment I've ever gotten was "you move like a cartoon character"

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

"you move like a cartoon character"

Envious.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

You are such a hunk

Me if anyone said that to me kombucha-disgust

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

"hunk" has the same ring as "gibs" to me, like you were reduced to hunks of red goop in Unreal Tournament

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I enjoyed a good low grav instahunk TT back in my day

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Google can't be updated with the modern-day lexicon? The word now is himbo.

[-] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

These would all work on me

[-] President_Obama@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

compliments for guys

you are unbelievably adorable

I wrote that one

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

what the fuck is this. how is this helpful and what happens when you toggle the little arrws fry

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

https://www.google.com/search?q=complimenting+him

I clicked a couple. You get pop ins to spammy links to what are surely content farms.

Example

Your workout regime is working wonders. Why not shut down any insecurity that your man may have about his body by complimenting his workout regime? Experts ...

50 Wonderful Compliments For Men That Make Them Happy

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

fucking hell why won't the profitability crisis just kill google so we can open/public-source a better option why does it have to limp on like this becoming infinitely worse by the month, but not so dramatic everyone decides to jump ship at once

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The funny thing is that I'm dyslexic so after a certain amount of time (~3 months? ~6 months?) - I might have to google again. I could have entirely forgotten which is right - "compliment him" or "complement him". It seems wacky that I simply can't remember that it's "I" not "E" but dyslexia is a processing error.

The other problem is I learned it's best to use an example because it's faster. If it my example is right - I immediately know that. And if it's wrong - it only takes a couple seconds of scrolling (with my eyes or mouse) to see I got it wrong. Google (etc) keeps saying "We're gonna use AI to make things better!" Well - put that shit aside and instead easily improve your product by having low-level people improve your search. This is Improving Your Search 101 stuff.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

i'm a perennial spelling-google-er too, i can't tell you how many years it took me to both convince myself definitely was a word, despite the red lines in word processors (on my many, many misspellings) and that that's the correct way to spell it. and fucking bureaucracy, heaven help me.

also for definitions, even words i've used a hundred times if i'm slightly unsure it's correct for the slot i'm putting it in, always search it up

put that shit aside and instead easily improve your product by having low-level people improve your search

porky-happy that costs money, silly

[-] romaselli@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 years ago

Pointlessly gendered compliments.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago
[-] RonPaulyShore@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And yet, ' youve a big veiny cock' is nowhere to be found.

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

"You would have done great in WW2, babe. I can really see you killing a ton of Nazis. Especially in Normandy or Leningrad."

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago
[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

i would immediately bust

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 years ago

I thought this said "compliments for gays" at first.

That's all. There is no story.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

"I can't believe you ate all of that."

this might not have been a compliment, but i take it as one.

[-] sempersigh@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

These are just things I say to my cat

[-] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

On my small screen i read that as complementing ham in the search

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I really <3 you, Gammon!

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

your coochie is so cool

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