(shamelessly stolen from the TrueAnon thread on this)
It’s not even the 10th, so much shit is happening in the space of a week and my brain can’t process it all
Fucking hell
Just think about how much good could happen all at once if the other party was real opposition. Join an org and build some actual opposition.
Bro what's going on 
x4
Well
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didn't make sense that they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and t
I presume at some point they do stop coming. At least for this instance of the universe.
The lyrics slowly fade out with the heat death of the universe, then come back at 3000% volume in the next Big Bang and it starts all over again
It's the cool zone, and they say it gets colder 
Israel has withdrawn soldiers and barricades from the West Bank too. It’s like the sea receding before a tsunami
Heard that Russia is also clearing out its embassies in the region.
Isn't it Russian Xmas right now though?
It is
You could have given him the nobel and avoided this. Now instead of the president of peace, he will be the president of war. He's about to get twizted. 
Given that the Nobel POS Prize has devolved into a tool of imperialism, they should have just given it to him. He only wanted because Obama got one.
"has devolved" is an understatement and a half. goes back to kissinger at least.
He will win the inaugural 2026 FIFA War Prize
Real week where decades happen shaping up here.
Yeah this shit is fucking wild. We had the kidnapping of Maduro to kick off the new year, two broad daylight executions of civilians not even participating in any protest by fascist goons everyone more or less recognizes as foreign (as in not even from their state) occupying force whom the police are essentially letting terrorize people with impunity, potential new front about to open up in the Middle East, another tanker this time flying the Russian Federation flag, and to cap it off there have been 10 mass shootings already this year.
Don't forget announcing air strikes on Mexico, a web site for historical revisionism of recent events. Richest man in the world just making child abuse material now.
announcing air strikes on Mexico
lmao WHAT?! This I had not heard about what the actual fuck. The US Mexico border is the largest most porous land border on earth what the fuck are they thinking?
"fighting cartels"
How many weeks where decades happen have we had since 2020?
We need a name for this measure of time. Leninchronos?
Already approaching 2 Leninchronos 8 days into January.
Didn’t the Russians evacuate their staff from Israel this week too
That was only reported by Ukrainian and Israeli newspapers
A Russian government flagged plane left Tel Aviv on those plane tracking apps, it's not entirely baseless but I think other sources would report on it if it's a full evacuation.
Facts:
The implication is that Iranian backed forces will send boots on the ground to Israel.
Or maybe Israel will send boots into Lebanon.
Insane.
Israel being emboldened by America’s recent aggression in the Western hemisphere, decides to attempt simultaneous attacks and/ or decapitation strikes on Iran, Lebanon, Yemen, and Syria all at once. This ends up dragging Israel into a multi-front war with Iran, Hezbollah, Ansarallah, and maybeee HTS all at once.
Saudi Arabia, angered at Israel’s interference in Yemen, especially after the UAE recently used Somaliland (which Israel diplomatically recognized last month) to smuggle a UAE-backed STC leader into the UAE to avoid peace talks with the Saudis, decides to let the Iranian missiles and drones fly over Saudi airspace unimpeded.
Israel gets utterly overwhelmed and asks the US to intervene. America tries doing some precision airstrikes ala Iran 2025, but Iran cannot afford another “peace agreement” that results in a return to status quo when there’s currently mass protests/ colour revolution happening within their borders too. America continues airstrikes and decides to hit a nuclear facility partially run by Russians. Putin calls Trump and warns him to back off or he will retaliate ten fold in Ukraine. Trump agrees because Putin is a “nice, but tough guy” and he likes tough guys. Also, he is already too busy starting conflicts in the Western hemisphere.
Now there is no off ramp and the entire ME region has become an Arab-Iran vs. Israel conflict. Israel eventually faces internal revolt which forces the government leadership to flee the country, resulting in total chain of command collapse which the Palestinian resistance takes full advantage of to liberate the remaining occupied territories.
Any idea what this is all leading up to?
I guess we're all finding out by the end of this weekend.
The great satan forbid a new war affects stonk prices on a Friday. 
I guess we're all finding out by the end of this weekend.
Someone mentioned n the news mega that everything big is happening on the weekends, the circadian rhythm of imperialism.
Can I get some informed (or even sort of informed) detailed guesses about what might happen in the next few days? I don't know a thing about what's up. I can guess that Iran is involved but that's all I got.
Good news: Israel is about to get deleted from the map.
Bad news: A lot of Iranians and other people in West Asia are also going to suffer.
Here's hoping for the best outcome
It's a good sign that all out war between Israel & Iran is breaking out, way worse than the last one.
Well, either Iran is going to collapse and you're gonna get regional civil war as Iran lets its proxies off the chain and launches everything it has, and Israel attempts to take stuff in the chaos.
Or, they've already realised that Iran has controlled the protests and their colour revolution has failed, and here comes the blowback.
Or, Israel has decided to unilaterally march to the Euphrates taking advantage of the current international chaos.
March to Euphrates and fight Iraq on the ground???
That would definetly be a sight to see.
Fortnite battle pass
Read this as Israel and London and was startled. Still startling but less surprising
Why?
New Years Resolutions:
Let the hate flow through you (Miller, Noem)
Stop holding back (DJT, Hegseth)
(CW: drugs) Get the old man on that yayo (Eric, Junior)
Uhhh
Is this real or like the Kyiv post thing I fell for?
I knew war was imminent.
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