Ate the onion.
SON OF A BITCH!!!
It was only at the 5th paragraph I realized.
I'd got past "It’s like Gaza, but better" without it raising suspicions.
‘Murica
Fucking hard to tell, these days. This is probably just tomorrow's headline anyway.
😢
Unfortunately this will have to stay fiction. Corporations are already siding with the gestapo when they call to complain about being denied entry.
That McDonald’s that put up a sign had to take it down, corporate made them do it
Shunning is a powerful tool, if you know people in Minnesota, link this to them.
Sign reads: "No Dogs, ICE or other animals allowed"
they should know even a homeless person doesn’t want to be seen with that kind of trash.
Priceless!
Aren't most police siding with ICE?
Are you asking about the individual officers or the departments? I’d say departments tend to make broad statements that they’ll follow the law both ways; my experience with cops themselves is it’s individual based on their views and how much of a dick the last ICE cop they met.
Idk they seem to treat them with kid gloves or full on support.One example https://cbs2iowa.com/news/nation-world/minnesota-police-association-calls-leaders-to-tone-down-rhetoric-amid-ice-killing-of-woman-ilhan-omar-donald-trump-homeland-security
Bullies always get mad when they can't bully. It's a tale as old as time.
I ate the onion. I got to "it's like Gaza but better" and thought, "that's too well spoken for him, this is fake"
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