Honestly I think having someone pull a giant mallet out and squish me like a pancake would fix me.

Cut down a tree by standing on a branch and cutting the branch from the tree.

Get into a chase with ICE.

Literally lifting myself up by my bootstraps. Fuck waiting for the lift.

I'm flattening myself into pancake to fit through the crack of a door, and then walking off a cliff without looking down to fly. I may also want a drink, so I'll just reach off camera and grab one.

Run down the beach to see how far I can get across the lake before I start sinking.

I’ll jump up, pump my legs and air swim up to the top of a tree.

This depends on whether it's permanent or transitory. I don't want to be half-way through a stunt...

tunnel through things using paint

Painting a door on a wall that actually works

Going through all the ways that I can die, just so I can restructure myself back together like anew.

Use a seesaw-style lever and fulcrum to give free rides into space. I want a turn, too.

Standing in air and looking down for a sec

I'll start running but build up speed by running in place first. Also that will have a distinct sound effect.

And have it drift where hurricanes hit hardest.

Alternatively, with some help:

So it can float away from Canada and Mexico.