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Americans beg Iran to intervene as death toll in Minneapolis reaches 80,000 (www.normalisland.co.uk)
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[-] calliope@retrolemmy.com 22 points 1 week ago

Americans are now asking themselves how it got to this point.

It all began when Americans were so overcome with racism that they gave absolute power and six-figure salaries to the worst people among them. Who would’ve thought things could go so badly wrong?

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 15 points 1 week ago

Ok NGL, I really don't like the onion predicting this one, given how accurate they are on everything in the past.

[-] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Great article. Perfect satire lol

[-] PatTheBunny@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago

More like China at this point.

[-] m3t00@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

forgot puppy killer background in charge. what a character /s; https://time.com/6971773/kristi-noem-memoir-dog-kill-children-net-worth/

interview; we're looking for someone to run DHS like a dude ranch. aah. kill puppies. check

[-] m3t00@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

off the rails like nine years running. fuck trump

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Not wrong... just early.

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