1 billionaire down, 3000ish to go.
I could get used to this
Number one. Steady hand. One day, billionaire need big penis. I do operation. But mistake! Billionaire die! Capitalists very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.
My big secret. I kill billionaire on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
We've all been there
Penis enlargement for ALL billionaires!
And nothing of value was lost.
Lol. Lmao. Dude had billions of dollars and fucken died cause he wanted a bigger dick.
To all the kids out there: accept who you are. Love yourself. Be genuine.
To all the billionaires out there, keep getting shady, life-threatening surgeries.
To all the billionaires out there: people will never respect you until you have 2 kg of dick. Go show them who's boss!
people will never respect you until you have 2 kg of dick.
... that's an integrated part of your body and in the form of a single dick looking appendage.
We don't want buckets of dick strewn around, nor random dicks attached to the torso.
Also: you totally do know everything there is to know about deep sea submarines
Now these guys deserve a nobel prize.
Including the 32 billionaires that died last year, that's just over 1% of all billionaires removed from this Earth! That's not an insignificant number. Let's make it even higher!
And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say, his small heart grew three sizes that day.
Also, why does this article mention 2019?
And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say, his small heart grew three sizes that day.
He did die of cardiac hypertrophy/his heart growing too big, funnily enough.
That's when it happened.
Come on, Elon, time for a little trim-trim on the old botched penis job, no?
“There was something futile and sad about trying to find someone responsible at all costs, following a purely accidental death.“
This was purely a case of litigation because they were a billionaire.
The “unlicensed” surgeon? Had an Algerian degree, which was a French colony, that’s just racism.
They were clearly just throwing charges at them until something stuck, presumably at the rich inheritor’s request.
Well shit, if a billionaire can't pull it off, I'm fucked.
Better way to go than most
d===/~!==D
OK now i def think musky did this shit
So pathetic they tried to pin this on the surgeon too.
The lead surgeon, identified only as “Guy H.”, was initially investigated on suspicion of manslaughter. However, prosecutors later downgraded the charges to failure to assist a person in danger, drug-related offences, and practising medicine without a licence.
Investigators determined that the injection itself was not responsible for Laniado’s death.
A judicial source told Le Parisien that the procedure was “quickly ruled out” as the cause.
I know many cultures have a taboo on saying anything bad about the dead, but this is my favorite story of the week by a fair margin.
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