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So they'll all be in one place?

Notify antifa! Unleash the meteor!

[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

I'm greatly amused by the thought of a march that could not be more than 3,028 people.

[-] Rajtinka@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Yes! Let's get the billionaires all in one place. I'm hungry!!

[-] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 1 points 1 week ago

Bilderberg Conference

[-] gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago
[-] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I don't think these rattle heads, actually plan to march, I think he thinks he will order a march, and all the people currently marching that he sees, love him so much and support his "deserving" lifestyle so much, they'll all march for him. He's putting in orders for you to march for him, on his behalf, and he absolutely believes it'll happen in troves.

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I would march.

200 bucks an hour I'll walk around a bit and pretend to give a shit.

I will also say things that when taken out of context will sound fucking awful and when in context will sound extremely suspicious.

[-] zbyte64@awful.systems 2 points 1 week ago

I would march too, it's too easy to satire the movement. Signs like "Bill Gates did nothing wrong on Epstein's Island" or "Peter Thiel is not a vampire" seem like a good fit for the event.

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.

Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[-] mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

As long as it leads them torwards a guillotine, I'm all in, I guess?

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Like 3 people will show up and they'll probably back the tax off anyway cause they were so polite and moving with their peaceful demonstration.

I sincerely hope I'm wrong.

[-] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

That would involve billionaires showing up in a public protest.

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Nah, they pay people to do it, like in Mexico

[-] WraithGear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

yes, put them all together in one place, in the open

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Every healthy society needs a robust guillotine maintenance and repair workforce.

Is this guy dumb or secretly anti-billionaire? Gathering a bunch of billionaires in a small area, walking slowly in public streets, specifically to rally in favor of billionaire in this political climate. I would be more surprised if a shooter DIDNT take the opportunity.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I'd love too watch 20 billionaires walk in a group

Such temptation

[-] kboos1@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

So we can all line up to throw garbage at them? You know, return the favor.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, get billionaires into the streets and marching.

I predict this will do wonders for the compacting roller market.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That's still not gonna get him that vc cash

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] Drusas@fedia.io 0 points 1 week ago
[-] badabim@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It's from The Long Walk

[-] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago

perfect opportunity to become an actual paid protester

[-] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

Which chamber you plan on running in? House or senate?

this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2026
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