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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

How is the kid that tall.

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[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

More importantly why is he still the same age

[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

it's not his kid. bought him on the island.

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 6 points 6 days ago

Yeah, he saw what happened with Eric and Jr and said “never again”.

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago
[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

I refuse to believe that's the actual size of his fucking head

[-] aqwxcvbnji@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

Twin and family-based analyses have revealed that up to 90% of human height variation is determined by genetic factors.

Unless your parents were children during a famine or you've received growth hormones (like farmers give their cattle), it's impossible to have such a height difference between parent and child.

His biological dad is probably also very tall.

[-] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

As much as I hope that's the case doesn't Barron resemble trump alot? Any chance melenia was malnourished perhaps on purpose to be a better model or something as a child? Tbh I don't know shit about her.

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

If your mom is 2s above average and your dad is 1s above average, you can be 2.5s above average.

[-] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 6 days ago

The Balkan Sleeper Cell that will end the US Empire.

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

This giant child will devour us all

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Large adult son

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

People who have literal geriatric fathers when theyre born tend to be wonky, especially with regard to being very tall or very thin.

Technically having a kid in your late 30s is a geriatric pregnancy. Trump made that thing when he was 60+. Everyone Ive ever met with that old of a father was either very tall, very thin, or both. Usually both

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago
[-] Rom@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago

He has become a large adult son, as the prophecy foretold

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago
[-] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

I want your soul

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

people make fun of trump for his tan but look what happens if you don't

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

In a better timeline he was playing ball or he was the final fighter at the top of a pagoda who's weakness was sunlight.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Haven't you been reading the emails? Genetic engineering. soviet-playful

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Antifa supersoldier sleeper agent.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Criminal that he doesn't play basketball.

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

The shadow makes it look like Melania spilt something all over her jacket

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