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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 43 points 1 day ago

i thought panicking was like 80% of the reactionary brand.

  • porch thievery syndicates
  • home invasion fantasies
  • going downtown
  • bathroom policing
  • MS13 tattoos
  • the knock out game
  • shakira law
  • rainbow stickers
  • twerking youth gangs

you can't take panic away from these people. it's all they have left.

if there's no reason to panic, there's no reason to flood the streets with armed, masked paramilitaries to disappear "the bad guys" or to pay Kid Cock to put on alternative halftime shows for hundreds of monolingual losers.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago
[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

This is @FlakesBongler@hexbear.net stolen valor. A mere imitation of his power.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

S'okay

Love can have little a Simpsons

As a treat

(I can't be online all the time)

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

mere imitation so far so-far

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

smug-explain It's not panicking, it's being vigilant. This is why i never leave my house and keep the delivery men at gunpoint when they drop off my treats

[-] juniper@hexbear.net 51 points 1 day ago

My "Don't be a Panican" press release has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my press release.

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago

Panican has got to be one of trump’s lowest energy insults.

[-] happybaby@hexbear.net 40 points 1 day ago

"a Panican"? Is everything an identity with these people?

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

maga is identity politics for white people and temporarily embarrassed minorities

[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

"New victories pour in daily"

Ok, who else thinks this really looks like Nazi propaganda?


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[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

"Steiner's counter-assault will begin any day now."

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

Keep calm and carry on consuming

[-] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

the greatest nation on Earth

measured how?

[-] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

Measured exclusively in bombs dropped on children and per capita medical expenses and bankruptcies.

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Okay, not greatest, exactly, but it never fails to get a big laugh.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

be a panican, not a panican't

did chatgpt write this lol

[-] fox@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Oh definitely

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Still think a panican sounds like a tasty pastry

Don't be a panican, be a paniCAN'T!

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Don't be a Panican

Be an Amerixan

this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2026
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