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[-] ziltoid101@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Least politically active Frenchman

[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Ugh I wish I could use one of those badass reflective helmets with the built in radios, but I'd be mocked for the rest of my life if I wore one to a single call. They are just so cool though, looks like a space fighter helmet

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago

AFAB

All firefighters are badass

[-] blueberry_793@lemmings.world 6 points 8 hours ago

AFAF

All firefighters are Fire

[-] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

The French know how to protest.

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

That’s fuckin’ metal.

[-] dan69@lemmy.world 28 points 13 hours ago

Not sure how cops in France handle this situation, but here in Murica: the officers use bullets to stop the fire

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

Here in 'Murica firefighters side with the police too often.

I remember seeing a bunch of fire trucks in my area in 2020 flying the thin.blue line flag while out and about.

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

In the US, they'll just watch you burn...

(Much love to the Fire Depts all over the world! You guys the real MVPs! Especially the Mexican fire department that sent their people to oregon when Shitler let us burn... last time the fuckwit was elected by goddamn morons.)

[-] AceSLive@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

No they wouldn't. Come on. They'd shoot.

[-] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 120 points 19 hours ago

The French get a weird rap of being cowards and expert surrenderers, but honestly I'm starting to think that's some sort of American media psyop. Let's remember the French made snails into luxury cuisine (which means they discovered snails are edible in the first place), dethroned Latin as the lingua franca, and brought their feudal lords to the guillotine. The latter one a service they should absolutely export.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 21 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

French politicians during WWII were quitters. The population on the other hand were not. There's always been a strong disconnect between the Rulers and the Ruled, which is fairly normal. What sets France apart is the Ruled's willingness to set things on fire.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

It 100% is a psyop at this point.

Like, the entire original basis of it was 'the French got their Maginot Line flanked/routed around during WW2 and failed to hold the line in Belgium, therefore they are all idiot cowards."

That and maybe possibly that they largely pulled out of Indochina (Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia) after Dien Ben Phu, leading to rhe partition of Vietnam into North and South, and generally greater US involvement in South East Asia.

Then, they wouldn't join us for Iraq 2, therefore: FREEDOM FRIES!

... So pretty much the first one is reductionist as fuck from a history/military standpoint, and the other two are... broadly now recognized to have just been total horrific mistakes and tragedies and basically just big warcrimes and wastes of lives and money on the part of all Western powers involved... and supposedly even most anti-war/anti-interventionist conservatives now also believe this.

So, yeah, the entire thing is basically, at this point, 99% a bunch of stupid nonsense that is largely admitted to be based on mistakes and jingoism.

[-] Coleslaw4145@lemmy.world 29 points 16 hours ago

Of course the coward thing is just american media.

The French army, still to this day, has the best battle record of any army in history. They didn't get a record like that by being cowards.

[-] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 13 hours ago

Not that I would discount them but. Wasn't there a record of an army of a country that went into a war with 81 soldiers and returned with 82, or something? I'm sure I'd count that as the best battle record.

[-] Coleslaw4145@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

You're thinking of Luxembourg.

And no, because that's one event. The French Army have the most amount of total victories of any army.

[-] speckofrust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 hours ago

Liechtenstein

[-] Lutoures@lemmy.world 88 points 19 hours ago

You don't even have to for that far back. During the Second World War there was a massive resistance movement by the french population against the german occupation.

The "French surrender" memes says way more about their elites than their people.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

The “French surrender” memes says way more about their elites than their people.

Especially in recent history since the people tend to protest and it works.

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 20 points 18 hours ago
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[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 18 hours ago

The whole "French surrenders" thing is missing context.

My understanding is that the term originated in WW2 when Nazi Germany invaded and France didn't put up a fight. Conservatives in the USA called them cowards etc but what they didn't know (like they cared) was that the French have been very effective in war for centuries even before the USA was a thing.

The French knew they were going to lose any war with Germany at this point in the war and relied on their allies to help them out. Surrender was the best possible option for them to save lives.

Anyone who says that the French are weak don't know shit about their history and don't know how their alliance has helped the US.

[-] frostysauce@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago

There wouldn't be a US without France.

[-] threshold_dweller@lemmy.today 3 points 11 hours ago

And vice versa, by similar measure. The special relationship should have been France and the US.

[-] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Knowing when to stop fighting is also a strength. Rumours of weakness are pointless - attempting to unfairly discredit someone else achieves little more than societal damage.

[-] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 16 hours ago

So yea, an American psyop.

[-] Foreigner@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago

I agree with everything you've said except the bit about snails. People were already eating snails back in ancient Rome, probably even earlier than that. The French did however have the brilliant idea of drenching their snails in garlic+butter+parsley.

[-] Wfh@lemmy.zip 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Which is honestly the best part in eating snails. With a fuckton of bread to soak all this delicious, delicious garlicky butter.

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 10 points 13 hours ago

“Look at me. I am the fire now”

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 42 points 17 hours ago

See, Americans? THAT is how you do protesting

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 35 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

The most legendary thing the French have done in recent memory is when energy workers did not charge customers as a protest.

mwa chef's kiss!

[-] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 31 points 17 hours ago

That Daft Punk reunion looks awesome.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 11 hours ago

Yeah bro and their new track is fire!

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 119 points 21 hours ago

The French need to contract themselves out to other countries’ people who need help starting a revolution.

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 16 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Unfortunately, france-backed mercenaries have historically contributed in essentially the opposite way

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Denard

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago

Yeah but you had Garibaldi too although considered Italian he born in France

[-] grue@lemmy.world 44 points 20 hours ago

The Marquis de Lafeyette has entered the chat.

[-] notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

At the very least hook us up with some virtual training? Asking for lots of friends.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 16 hours ago

Something that'd never happen in Brazil, as firefighters are militarized, just like the police :/

[-] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 51 points 22 hours ago

They are called firefighters. What did you expect?

[-] stressballs@lemmy.zip 16 points 20 hours ago

I'll say it. Firefighters are just cops with less training and a bigger hero complex. Out on the streets they are toxic and domineering as hell without any justification for their authority outside of fighting fires.

The ones I've known wouldn't even rescue a cat. The adult world isn't a world where first responders are cuddly safe adults anymore, if it ever was.

[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Biggest difference is most firefighters generally don't even get paid, it's volunteers waking up in the middle of the night, driving to the station, putting on gear and responding for the love of the game.

Gruff assholes yeah, but everyone I know trains two hours every week on top of a few classes a year. Also the whole point is the expectation that you're responding to a dangerous situation. Too many times I've seen bystanders do dangerous stuff and yelling at them is the fastest way to notify that they are walking into danger.

[-] Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk 36 points 18 hours ago

I don’t know were you’re from, but were I’m from they’re the most humble people you’ll ever meet and are required to keep their skills at the highest level.

[-] yeather@lemmy.ca 14 points 17 hours ago

His wife probably left him for a firefighter.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 19 points 17 hours ago

Oooh, did someone get told to move his car blocking the fire hydrant in front of the burning orphanage?

[-] JPAKx4@piefed.blahaj.zone 28 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

They have the complex but don't have the ability to shoot someone and their dog and get off with paid vacation

[-] Wfh@lemmy.zip 5 points 14 hours ago

I live close to a major regional hospital and I mostly see firefighters in an emergency medical services capacity. They do not fuck around because they are literally in the middle of a fucking medical emergency. Yeah they zoom around in their ambulances all sirens blaring like "assholes", but for all we know there's someone bleeding to death inside.

[-] a4ng3l@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

They have so much different missions that I would not be able to put any overlap between the 2 functions beside who eventually pays for them… What kind of shitty experience has led to such a take? Care to share some?

I grew up with my father being an officer in firefighting in Europe (not France though) and my perception is way different. Among other things he escaped death quite a couple of times just to extract some poor souls from certain death situations, helped the community avoid disasters and generally be super kind about risk prevention visits…

He was a totally absent father though but I chalk that to his commitment to the local community.

[-] threshold_dweller@lemmy.today 3 points 11 hours ago

Where I live, alllll the firefighters (and cops) are Magats. They do an important job, but I dont want to be around them or anything.

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