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[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 99 points 6 days ago

Well this kind of filth is disgusting, absolutely disgusting. Are there any more chapters?

[-] Plum@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago

There are 18,000+ HP/SS fics on AO3. Fully one third are explicit. Go wild. Sort by kudos.

[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Sweet, lemmynsfw is still down and I need my fix.

[-] construct3116@sh.itjust.works 67 points 6 days ago
[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 42 points 6 days ago

That's much better than it has any right to be -_-;

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 34 points 6 days ago

For some reason, this reminded me of Shi Pei Pu, a Chinese opera singer and spy who had a love affair with Bernard Boursicot, a French diplomat.

He told Boursicot that he was "a female Beijing opera singer who had been forced to live as a man to satisfy his father's wish to have a son". The two quickly developed a sexual relationship, maintained in darkness. Shi convinced Boursicot that he was a woman.

As the French doctors sent to examine Shi discovered, Shi could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back.

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 25 points 6 days ago

People these days think they invented being freaks but humans have been freaked out for all of time.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago

Yeah this is fake an... actually im not sure annon get help

[-] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago

Just a miserable day to be literate...

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

Weird that the author included a trans potion in her lore.

[-] EldenLord@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

And immediately made it harm a girl (Hermione).

Not much out of character for J(o)K(e) Rowling if you ask me

[-] Arrkk@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

Annoyed this is based on the movies version of polyjuice rather than the books.

[-] felbane@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

What would the book version read like?

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 32 points 6 days ago

The book polyjuice did change your voice, IIRC

[-] JakenVeina@midwest.social 13 points 6 days ago

Such a bizarre and unnecessary change.

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 21 points 6 days ago

And it made the magic system even less coherent. Polyjuice was described as physically changing your body to match the target, to the level of individual body parts changing one by one. Somehow excluding vocal cords from that is just not logical.

Not that Harry Potter magic system is well defined to begin with, but movies certainly made it worse.

[-] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

If I had to guess, I'd assume it was to make it easier for viewers to keep track of what was going on.

[-] Plum@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

RIP restrictedsection.net

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 13 points 6 days ago

What a cursed day to have eyes

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

Phenomenal.

[-] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 days ago

Polyjuice would be a nice thing tbh. I could imagine it being OP for people who want to permanently swap bodies. Just collect a lot of hair, cut in tiny snippets so you can last a lifetime with it, wait for each others' hairs to grow back, and let's go.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago
[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2026
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