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[-] mactan@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

with no mind to the fact that plant milks have been called such since at latest he silk road when they found out about almond milk

[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 50 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[-] Rom@hexbear.net 26 points 4 days ago

There really is a Simpsons screenshot for everything

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago
[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Damn that's expensive

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 44 points 4 days ago

Nevermind that milk is a common term for any white colored drink for what, hundreds of years? Can "milk of magnesia" still be sold?

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Malk of mignesia

[-] tithonis@hexbear.net 33 points 4 days ago

Dairy farmers everywhere are reactionaries, it seems. I'm doing my part by occasionally forgetting how "milk" is called and calling it "cow juice" instead.

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

~~Dairy~~ farmers everywhere are reacitonaries

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Yes but we might elaborate this into a conjecture that says that the more embodied energy is involved per kilo of marketed agricultural product, the more reactionary the farmers of it are.

[-] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Printing "juice" stickers and putting them on every milk carton I can find

[-] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago

Yet another "Free" country that regulates extremely normal, wildly accepted and understood, and useful language usage.

(Adding qualifiers because I'm usually for requiring more clear language particularly by companies, but this shit isn't clear. Fuggin' wild to regulate this and not any of the other horse shit that goes on in food labelling.)

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 25 points 4 days ago

That seems silly. It's not like peanut butter is banned from being called butter.

[-] Chana@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

It's monopoly capital throwing its weight around. In this case, dairy conglomerates.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Peanut butter has a specific exception in the law alongside a number of others. These were written by the EU though, they've just been continued in the UK after brexit. I think it is this law: https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/PDF/?uri=CELEX%3A32013R1308

The word Milk doesn't even originate from dairy, it comes from plants like milkweed. Milk originally referred to the opaque whiteish liquid inside plants. Then dairy farmers took the word.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

Interestingly Coconut Milk has an exemption under this regulation due to it being "traditionally called" milk despite not having milk in it (dairy). They've completely usurped the term from its plant origins.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 25 points 4 days ago

I feel like this will barely hurt Oatly but will make it more difficult for competition without established brands to explain what their products are.

[-] communism@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 days ago

I think vegans and others who drink plant milk are now used to understanding what is meant by terms like "oat drink", "soya drink", etc due to these kinds of laws.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

Milk producers aren't worried about loosing vegans as their customers.

[-] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 18 points 4 days ago

That's ridiculous.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

May as well embrace the coming Chinese century and start calling stuff dounai

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

liz-society "oatly. oatly. oatly. oatly. oatly. . . . "

[-] towhee@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

OI! OI! YOU GOT A LOICANSE FOUH USING THAT WEURD??

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

in the general case i'm ok with advertisers being told to eat shit

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I feel like this is one of those rulings that will bite dairy companies in the ass by forcing oatly to get cheeky and clever with advertising and make it more popular than ever.

"Cow juice alternative"

"m-O-l-k"

"Alternative to cow lactation"

"Udderly better than cow discharge"

"Plant based animal boob squirt alternative"

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

I thought this was the case on terf island for a while. Brands just call it MYLK and be done with it

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

Sorry babe, its against the law to milk you now.

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