Killing In the Name Of (Trump)

Ah yes the favorite band of famous socialist Paul Ryan

Rage with the Machine?

Punk ain't no religious cult
Punk means thinking for yourself
You ain't hardcore when you spike your hair
When a jock still lives inside your head

Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks: fuck off!
Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks: fuck off!

– Dead Kennedys

The freedom to oppress everyone? The freedom to not be prosecuted by ICE because of their skin tone? I'm trying hard to figure this one out.

I'm always gonna work on Maggie's farm, always.

I try my best to be just like them, even if everybody say to be who I am. So I just sing while I slave and I cant' get bored.

[Verse]
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses, ugh

[Refrain]
Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

[Pre-Chorus]
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
But now you do what I tell ya
Well now you do what I tell ya

[Chorus]
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights, come on

[Verse]
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses, ugh

[Refrain]
Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

[Pre-Chorus]
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (And now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (And now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya

[Chorus]
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights, come on

[Guitar Solo]
Ugh
Yeah
Come on
Ugh

[Outro]
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Get on the ground, Ugh

Now I want a fully ironic X-Cops/GWAR style band that is on the nose trying to do this and doing a terrible job

"Alright i'll do what you tell me"

This is not a shitpost, this is absolute gold.

Crazy idea:

Start a right wing punk band

Exclusively write songs about how capitalism and that status quo are great

Charge thousands of dollars for albums, tens of thousands for tickets

Make millions of dollars off rich chuds

Use those millions to fight the status quo