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[-] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago

Their biggest singles "Dow 50000" and "Lick That Boot"

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

Don't forget the classic "I got it on on Epstein's Island and all I got was this shitty presidency and my victims will probably never face justice because I'm such an old piece of shit but everyone also hopes that my cult followers will pull a Jonestown when I'm gone so they can follow me to the promised land and we can eat unlimited hamburgers and diet Coke but because I went to hell all I get to eat are tacos Al pastor made by a guy who's never heard of Mexico while a bird named Gerry feeds another bird named Gerry some pie made out of my eyeballs"

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi!

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Wrong Island, you wanted pepstein Island owned by the original Pepsi recipe creator Geoff Pepstein

[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago

"Fuck yeah, I will do what you tell me"
"We're the delegates of Trump"
"Some of those who work forces
Are just following their bosses"
"It has to start somewhere
It has to start some time
But maybe not right now
It's kinda, you know, late"

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 months ago

"cooperate with the machine"

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 13 points 2 months ago

"Put Your Dick In The Machine"

[-] Sergio@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

"Balls in the Vise" is a pretty good band name!

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Step aside butthole surfers, here come the butthole sniffers!

[-] Killer57@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 months ago

Fuck me. I'll do what you tell me!

[-] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago

It's fairly well-known historical fact that fascists don't understand art.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 2 months ago

Conspire With the Machine sounds hella lame.

[-] engywook@programming.dev 27 points 2 months ago
[-] Funksylvania@piefed.social 15 points 2 months ago

Already too clever.

[-] myster0n@feddit.nl 26 points 2 months ago

"Sieg Heil, I will do what you tell me"

"Most of us that work forces, are the same that burn crosses"

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

“Government Sanctioned Radio” “Rally round the family with a pocket full of shell. But unironically”

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Their debut album tracklist;

  1. Diffusedtrack
  2. Dying in the name of (America)
  3. Left the power to him (Trump)
  4. Leaving for something (America)
  5. Bullet in the head (of Joe Biden)
  6. Ignore your allies
  7. Sleep
  8. Fistful of Microplastics
  9. Township Compliance
  10. Freedom (Isn't free)
[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 9 points 2 months ago

Bonus track: (Don't) Testify

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 22 points 2 months ago

I’m laughing at the way this guy seems to think he’s come up with an original idea. There are hundreds of conservative, neofascist punk bands out there. And normal people have never heard of them because they all sound like fucking shit.

[-] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Neofascist AND Punk??? How in the hell does that make sense to them???

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago

“…pissed about what the left and globalists have done to our country…”

I’m sure if you asked them to explain in detail who the “left and globalists” are, and exactly what they think they’ve done to the country, you’d get back a very rational, factual reply.

[-] assembly@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

It would just be gibberish and something about purple hair.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

And children using litter boxes

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

All emotion

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

globalists

This person is so close.

Billionaires. They hates billionaires, and what they’re doing to the planet. He/she just doesn’t realize it yet.

Maybe they will if they starts writing lyrics and one song ends up eerily close to RATM.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

When people say globalists, they mean Jews.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Rage For The Machine

[-] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Another variation of the RAHOWA shit.

As the Dead Kennedys say about those losers:

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 14 points 2 months ago

I imagine a conservative drummer to be someone who shows up with a snare only.

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[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They have a machine they're raging against, Social Justice and respecting minorities.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

.......so, they "get" what RATM is doing, but they said "Hey, lets do that, but completely opposite, and standing in direct opposition of the original."

Why not do your own thing? I'm not saying I agree with the right, or conservatives, but at least do your own things.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

they said “Hey, lets do that, but completely opposite, and standing in direct opposition of the original.”

"Also, if anyone could help with the part where the music sounds good, that would be a huge help"

Why not do your own thing?

Because they're trying to run a business not to create art

[-] const_void@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Same reason the biggest conservative acts are Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

[-] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Here is something you can't understand

No consequences when I, kill a man

Yo, probably nothing to see in the Epstein file

My fellow pendejos all agree Donny can't be a pedophile

DHS army of pigs coming to kidnap your child

They'll try to put you in a box, feddy fascist style

Lights on, corporate radio

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Tread on me harder, daddy.

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

"i hate what globalists did to this country that's why i voted for donald trump!"

[-] 58008@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

They could cover 'Killing in the Name' and not change a single lyric. They just need an aura of "and that's fine, actually" which will be provided by their TRUMP 2024 flags.

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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Rage Against the Rage Against the Machine

[-] el_twitto@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Fuck that guy. I hope he spends the rest of his clueless days in syphilitic rot.

[-] TomArrr@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
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[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

"Fuck you not gonna respect black people"

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Imagine living in a world where these assholes could get a record deal.

[-] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Likely not, but instead they'll make use of right-wing pundits to promote their garbage.

[-] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a vague concept of a band idea, but not an actual plan yet. Maybe they should just call themselves Sybian.

[-] homes@piefed.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

I think this is the worship genre?

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Tell me you missed the entire point of RATM without telling me you missed the entire point of RATM.

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