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[-] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 18 points 2 months ago

Does the Doctor even have a job? I think he's just a time travelling hobo essentially

[-] titter@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Time travelling anti-murder-hobo

[-] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

I get to be a time traveling definitely not anti murder hobo, I guess

Rick n Morty

Unless I have to be a 14 yr old boy. Sounds awful.

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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago

Fuck, I am a delivery boy. Granted I get a cool space ship but I am still a delivery boy

[-] mech@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Isn't the main character a kleptomanic robot?

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[-] inari@piefed.zip 9 points 2 months ago
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[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

A witch on the boiling isles? Cool!

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 6 points 2 months ago

Cryo-unfrozen policeman

[-] vpol@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago
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[-] Boolean@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Resident attending in a busy US emergency room - urrrgh

[-] bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Charge nurse*. She is the main character whenever she's in frame, no question.

[-] Boolean@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

She was in episode 5 season2 that’s for sure 👍

[-] Arcane2077@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

3 month sabbatical woo!!!

[-] silt_haddock@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Is the Avatar a job? If so, it would probably have some perks, aside from a perpetual target on your back

[-] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

Olympic figure skater. You may find me in the ER with multiple ripped tendons and overworked muscles, maybe a dislocated joint if we are getting fancy.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Look at me. I'm the Taskmaster now

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[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

I'm watching Die-Hard right now, so unfortunately I would be a cop. ACAB, and I'm married, so I would have to kms.

[-] LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I writr books :D

means ill be super poor 'caus I dont know how to write :)

thankfully I won't be harrassed by a hivemind into joining them like the protagonist :)

[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

Pokémon trainer, doesn't sound too bad, I remember fantasizing about that in my childhood mainly because I knew more about that than adults 😁

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I watched Sphere, so I am now a therapist. Shoulda watched Event Horizon second... Then I would have been a spaceship captain 😮‍💨

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Spaceship Captain of the Event Horizon? Oh god, why?

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[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Delivery boy in the year 3000.

[-] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

Starfleet Cadet.

Not bad... Assuming it's in the 32nd century... Otherwise kind of hard to do in the 21st.

[-] edgesmash@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Dread Pirate ~~edgesmash~~ Roberts, checking in.

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

A supercilious British Secret Agent, tossing off bad one-liners, at women who should have really stayed away.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Depends on who you consider the main character in Fallout TV is.

I would certainly prefer to be a cowboy gunslinger, rather than professionally naive idiot, or immature emotionally underdeveloped idiot.

[-] scttgard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Colonel Me, SG-1

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

A janitor huh? Oh I'm also wicked smart

[-] dastechniker@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

they're welding me into a submarine please help me I didn't do anything they aren't resupplying my oxygen help me I am going to die here please help

[-] eclipse7@feddit.nu 2 points 2 months ago

Viking, hell yes

[-] craigers@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Good news: I work for Angel Investigations. Bad news: I have to figure out MFK for Fred, Cordy and Lilah

[-] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

Oh my God. What the hell. I can't command a starship. OH MY GOD IS THAT THE BORG!

[-] HiobsTriops@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

In remembrance of Catherine O'Hara we're rewatching Schitt's Creek. So... am I unemployed?

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

I run a castle in Scotland where C-list American celebrities play mafia.

But I get to dress FANCY

[-] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I'm a helicopter pilot for an antarctic military research outpost, and I have a thing for flamethrowers.

I mean... could be worse.

[-] proudblond@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Space station commander… and later captain, but we’re not there yet. (Hubby’s first watch, my second.)

[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 2 points 2 months ago

Life explorer prostitute doctor (Poor Things)

[-] Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

A back alley fireworks maker I guess

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

I legit don’t know… does being a dragon in another world count as a job? If not I’m as employed as I am in real life.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Can't decide if that's better or worse than being an OP vending machine in another world. Damn that shit was disappointing. What's the point of taking isekai to an absurd place if you're just gonna play it straight and use all the same stupid tropes and bland plot progression as every other one?

[-] Zacpod@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I'm the capitain of a starship trying to get home from the delta quadrant.... great.

[-] cmeu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

An author with OCD 🤷‍♂️ was watching as good as it gets

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure Fionna has a job at this point. Gonna go be a hero/adventurer now maybe?

[-] rockandsock@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Saving mankind from the Goa'ould and the Replicators by exploring new planets using the Stargate to make alliances and aquire advanced weapons and technology for Earth to fight back with.

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

Mutant hunting detective

[-] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Guess I'm solving x-files now

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[-] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Oh god. The Pitt.

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