Remember the murder you committed yesterday?

What you don't remember?

It's literally in your phone, you recorded yourself committing the murder yesterday and you blacked out.

Here: look at this totally-not-deepfaked-video-that-the-government-just-manufactured-to-gaslight-you

Dont worry, it already automatically synced to the cloud.

(Coming soon, 2027)

You know it's hopeless when people AI generate cat video doing normal cat thing.

What did AL do?

Of course it's The Picard Maneuver o7

The bubble is taking too fucking long to pop

The internet is becoming so grossly corporate anyways that if AI is the thing that finally pushes us all back outside maybe it’s ultimately a good thing. There’s only so much recursive enshittification a person can take before they walk away. We really saw the golden age of the internet come and go, sad to see it happen

Dead internet theory is coming true

You can just stop using content-aggregation websites like reddit, youtube or twitter.

Seriously, it's hard at first because you have no idea how addicted your brain is for content and information about the world, but after a few weeks you will settle back into how you were in the before times, and may even have a desire to sit and watch a whole TV show or movie without scrolling, or you might even read a "book."

(Books are these things that have "content" encoded in text on sheets of pressed wood cellulose, ask your grandparents about them. Side effects include enhanced imagination, retention of knowledge, images and ideas forming spontaneously in your mind, and simulated experiences that create actual emotional responses.)

You won't miss out on anything, I promise. Our species has existed for thousands of years without you knowing what's going on, we will continue to exist for millennia without you knowing what's going on, just read up on your local political candidates when election season rolls around and you're golden.

Guess it's time to return to the outdoors.