68
look at the efficiency!
(hexbear.net)
Is the name of the coffee shop "Panopticup?"
Damn.
Ah, "you" don't want to live in a surveillance state! Unfortunately for you this is not a dictatorship of the people, this is a dictatorship of the bourgeoisie and THEY want YOU to live in a panopticon techno-surveillance dystopia.
someone please embroider this on a pillow and give it to Taylor Lorenz
Then: Come check out this coffee shop, it has such nice ambience
Now: E F F I C I E N C Y 
Bonus fun fact, the root etymology for efficient means "to put out". Exactly the vibe you want for your coffee shop!
from assimilated form of ex "out" (see ex-) + facere "to do" (from PIE root *dhe- "to put").
I don't get around much anymore but I'm thinking every time I leave the house - I should wear one of these...
2010s: Popping down to the coffee shop for some baklava
2020s: Popping down to the coffee shop in your balaclava
Cracks me the fuck up every time. I've never been able to think of baklava without thinking about that video for 10 years now.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
AI aside: Just look at the amazingly cozy ambiance of that shop. Why would you be in there for even a second?!
(AI tracking system actually consists of remote workers based in the Philippines)
How long before the first barista gets fired because a chair gets tagged as "Anna" who makes 0 cups a day?
Opening an anti surveillance café and charging extra for the drinks(also there's still cameras)
Pretty sure this coffee shop demo pre-dates "AI" as we know it
this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2026
68 points (100.0% liked)
technology
24315 readers
446 users here now
On the road to fully automated luxury gay space communism.
Spreading Linux propaganda since 2020
- Ways to run Microsoft/Adobe and more on Linux
- The Ultimate FOSS Guide For Android
- Great libre software on Windows
- Hey you, the lib still using Chrome. Read this post!
Rules:
- 1. Obviously abide by the sitewide code of conduct. Bigotry will be met with an immediate ban
- 2. This community is about technology. Offtopic is permitted as long as it is kept in the comment sections
- 3. Although this is not /c/libre, FOSS related posting is tolerated, and even welcome in the case of effort posts
- 4. We believe technology should be liberating. As such, avoid promoting proprietary and/or bourgeois technology
- 5. Explanatory posts to correct the potential mistakes a comrade made in a post of their own are allowed, as long as they remain respectful
- 6. No crypto (Bitcoin, NFT, etc.) speculation, unless it is purely informative and not too cringe
- 7. Absolutely no tech bro shit. If you have a good opinion of Silicon Valley billionaires please manifest yourself so we can ban you.
founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS