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[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 8 points 18 hours ago

I'd make sure to pay as late as possible every time after that

[-] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago

Yup. That check is sliding under the door at 1159 every month after that. With a video to prove timestamp and date in case he decides to get bitter.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

it's easy to talk shit like that but you don't know how hard it is to live without contributing anything to the world.

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 3 points 17 hours ago

He contributed capital! The hardest thing to do in this world!

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Had me in the first half...

[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 79 points 1 day ago

Maybe the landlord should try living within their means. They should be buying fewer rotisserie chickens and instead get a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing.

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago

A gun with a single bullet?

[-] core@leminal.space 16 points 1 day ago

They shouldn't be buying food st all, the should be investing in the stock market. The Dows not going to go up by itself.

[-] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

At least they finally moved on from the crippling avocado toast. What an indulgence, is no one doing the math to find out - how much did rents go up en masse, by all these indulgent landlords splurging on produce on bread?

Even warming it, some say toasting, for sheer enjoyment?

Landlords need to get real and live within their means. Surely there's a purpose-built WSJ article to reference here, gimme a minute...

[-] miniinstance@lemmy.today 35 points 1 day ago

A landlord who can't pay their own mortage shouldn't be able to own.

[-] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 day ago

A landlord ~~who can't pay their own mortage~~ shouldn't be able to own.

FTFY

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

The population of ethical landlords needs to be massively expanded.

And by ethical, I mean former.

[-] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

I've only had one decent landlord, ever. He was so decent in fact, that he stopped being a landlord, because he inherited it, but came to realize it was unethical.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago

I've had one decent landlord, too. one was just okay, but on principle I disagree with him because he owned like 20 properties and was a realtor. the other four just sucked.

but the decent landlord, holy shit were they ever good. cheap af rent on a long since paid off shitty little house for student housing. actually mowed the lawn. renovated the kitchen one year, like, actually well. not fancy, just well done. pretty sure it was just his last house that they upsized from, so no large portfolio or anything. I'm okay with that.

[-] tmyakal@infosec.pub 7 points 1 day ago

I was having this conversation with a co-worker recently. He was buying a second home with the intention of renting it to his brother "at cost." Which is to say, his brother is paying the mortgage while he gets the equity. When I pointed out how fucked up that was, he agreed and bought the house anyway.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago

mortgage is higher than rent wtf

is his brother a dumbass?

[-] tmyakal@infosec.pub 2 points 17 hours ago

That is very region-specific in the US. Around me, rent prices have absolutely exploded while the housing market has very slightly softened vs 2 years ago.

[-] qaeta@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe he doesn't like his brother that much?

[-] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 18 points 1 day ago

Don't you have a different word for landlord?

That word sounds crazy.

In Germany, we call that person "Vermieter", which is closer to "the person who offers you to rent".

[-] sefra1@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I love the word "landlord", it shows, without shame, exactly what that scum is, lords of the land.

But you're right, I prefer landleech.

[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

In German, the word prostitute is worded slightly differently from other languages I know, as "someone who is being prostituted". A passive word, similar to "enslaved person" instead of "slave". They are victims of circumstance and exploitation.

We should use a similar words for victims of rent

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[-] mudkip@lemdro.id 129 points 2 days ago

I can't think of any better way to express the sheer absurdity of capitalism in a single meme than this.

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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 146 points 2 days ago

Capitalism and parasitic middlemen - name a more iconic duo.

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