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[-] LifeLikeLady@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Just be gay. Literally no one cares dude.

[-] hayyy@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 months ago

Great point. But it’s men I crave. It’s not about if no one cares. I thought that was obvious.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When you say 'craving for a certain man', is this still talking about cannibalism, or is this some sexual desire?

If it's the former; you may be realizing a vegetarian diet is not for you... Go have some bacon, then see how you feel.

[-] hayyy@thelemmy.club 0 points 2 months ago

What if it’s the latter…

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Then go get you some dick. (or whatever's your fancy)

[-] hayyy@thelemmy.club -1 points 2 months ago

I can’t have him so I was thinking I could imagine the pork is him… don’t want anyone else

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

You might just have to settle for a big flesh-coloured dildo and some nice photographs.

[-] hayyy@thelemmy.club -1 points 2 months ago

I’ve got both but masturbating can get a bit too risky when you’ve got a full house and ….

[-] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

You want to eat a man?

Well, I don't think so. What are you craving exactly? If you don't even know what humans taste like, how could you have a craving for it?

This post confuses me.

[-] hayyy@thelemmy.club 0 points 2 months ago

You’ve never wanted to at least lick or bite someone?

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 9 points 2 months ago

Aye, you should seek help mate. This sounds like a manifest of something you might mot be able to control one day.

[-] hayyy@thelemmy.club -1 points 2 months ago
[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

You're the one that asked for serious answers.

[-] hayyy@thelemmy.club -1 points 2 months ago

But he pivoted away from the actual question.

I’m not going to actually eat a human. That’s what pigs are for apparently

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

don't let the others get you down, wanting to lick/bite is perfectly normal bottom behavior

[-] hayyy@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 months ago

Thaaanks…

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

Im not you you replied to but my wife, especially when we were young, licked and bit during sex. I mean its lightly but its definately in the sexual sphere. Don't be drawing blood now though. That being said I don't think pork in particular is going to satisfy your craving for sex any more than fish will but food has often been a comfort compensating thing when you are not getting others but you know. It can have bad health effects.

[-] hayyy@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 months ago
[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

mmm. no. I think its a bit like lionel hutz work on contingent ad. my commas were bad along with some messed up words. im not who you replied to. but my wife and I have had a bit of physicality in our intimate times. So I guess im trying to say its not all that unusual. At least I think.

[-] hayyy@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 months ago

Oh 🤦‍♀️ lol. Is it enjoyable for you?

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

well we are way older and past that level of passion. But at the time it was but again I think it was mainly just because of the raw passion and feeling we exchanged. The animal type thing. I think its like anything else. You sorta start small with fierce kissing or grabbing and the participants will draw the line when they find it and you know that is where you are at. Down the line the lines can sometimes move over but don't try jumping way over them. Once your at a line any movement, if any, needs to be slow and consensual.

[-] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Sure, but you can lick or bite yourself to satisfy that, I guess... As long as you don't bite too hard.

[-] hayyy@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 months ago

I want him though not me so that’s why I’m asking if eating pork could simulate that but ig I’d be better off asking an actual cannibal…

[-] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah... I don't have much experience with human meat, sorry. Good luck, though!

[-] hayyy@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 months ago

Lol ok thanks

[-] vfreire85@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

assuming this is about sex and since you said you can't have him, just accept that some blood sausages are not for you. go find another.

[-] hayyy@thelemmy.club 0 points 2 months ago

I don’t really want a bf or anything that badly atm tbh. I’ll settle for licking and sucking on a piece of ham atp.

That sounds really bad but it’s sadly true…

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Doubtful. If this is a sex thing you need to solve it in a sex way. Cannibals have compared humans to any number of things, and pork is just kind of another kind of meat.

[-] hayyy@thelemmy.club -1 points 2 months ago

But I’m waiting til marriage. Sometimes when I eat and I’m in the mood I imagine what I’m eating or drinking is the person I want and I’m doing things to them. Sorry if tmi.

I think the fact that it looks like human and *apparently * tastes and smells! according to firefighters, like human, makes me want to try that out on it. plus the guy I like is big like a pig… but in a sexy way

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well, I won't kink-shame. I would guess anybody who insists on a virgin is going to, though.

I guess you know your own desires better than me, if this is a genuine post, but it just doesn't seem like it rationally should be any different than what you already do.

[-] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 1 points 2 months ago

If it works in your fantasy then go for it, as long as you're able to separate fantasy from reality.

Once you're ready to experience sex with another person, be prepared for the taste, smell and sensation of living human skin to be very different from the taste and smell of dead and burnt/cooked/charred, or even raw, meat regardless of if the animal of origin.

So just dont train yourself too hard to be turned on by dead meat to the point that living people wwont do it for you, because its not going to be the same.

Ps. There are a lot of things you can do with another person that doesnt have to wait until marriage, where you can still experience the sensation of another, if you want to.

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