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uhn 🥺
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
try {
anal();
} catch() {
std();
}
try {
anal();
} catch (HIV) {
die('wear a condom next time');
}
That's legacy code from the 80s. Please update it when you get the chance.
try {
anal();
} catch (HIV) {
loop {
sleep(1000000000);
if HIV.has_cure {break}
}
}
I will use this to make my code unattractive for AI.
KISS in unsafe blocks does make sense.
Pregnant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I think that's the result of dependency injection.
👉👈
uWu what’s this?
The unsafe rust keyword basically just lets you declare a scope in which some memory checks do not need to pass for the program to compile.
Some people write their entire codebase within those parentheses.
^me.^ ^I'm^ ^talking^ ^about^ ^me^
Why?
They like to live ~~dangerously~~ unsafely
Nah I know I was just shitposting lol
Also exists in C#, where it allows you to use pointers.
:3 idk should we try the unsafe code?
You can use me after free() all you want, babe
It would turn into a prince! An unstable prince of undefined behavior.
Reply hazy, try again.
(eventually something will catch)
this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2026
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