Falling Head Over Heel : 4chan

[-] 13esq@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

-Be anon

-Qt3.14 making obvious and repeated signals

-Get oneitis, picture our perfect lives together

-Do nothing about it because of crippling social anxiety

[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Alternative timeline:

-Be lonely anon

-QT3.14 repeatedly making blindly obvious signals

-"She's the one"

-Ask her out

-QT discovers Anon uses 4Chan

-Be lonely Anon

[-] StormRater@lemmy.zip 57 points 1 year ago

Anon needs to take his meds.

[-] fuggadihere@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Viagra then

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 year ago

She's a jar of carbonara sauce, isn't she?

[+] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world -12 points 1 year ago

Besides the suspicious 6-year gap, it all seems fine.

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

going by the half your age +7 rule as minimum acceptable even 26 and 20 is acceptable

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

A 6 year gap becomes socially acceptable at 26