If you were lucky enough to have been married to the love of your life twice but both of them die before you, which one do you spend the afterlife with?

If your infant child dies, do you spend eternity with them changing their diapers?

You’re reunited with your high school sweetheart but they died in a car crash at 15 and you at 90. You spend eternity with a “kid” as an afterlife lover?

You had a dozen pets in your life- you have to have them all in the same house at the same time forever?

Become immortal.

Do I have to see my family?

I think this is the exact plot of The Discovery on Netflix. In the film, it leads to a lot of suicide.

I would ask my childhood friend how he died. A few years after we lost contact, he was found dead on his bed in the first day of his two-week PTO. I had just signed into a job in that same city and was thinking about reaching out to him.

Depends – have they seen everything I’ve been doing?

I would be a lot happier.

Angry that I have to deal with my stupid family for the rest of eternity. Do my best to undo the afterlife

I can feel my entire ancestry judging me from here. That would be just too cruel.

I demand an explanation of exactly how information theory and quantum field theory were both wrong in their fundamental principles, and it turns out we actually are blobs of spirit energy driving around in meat suits, instead of being just thinking meat that dies.

Make up a bunch of arbitrary mystical rules about who will be lucky enough to enjoy this new paradise and who will be relegated to an eternity of misery.

Continue working at getting off this wheel of samsara

I'd rather see all my dogs, cats and horses again.

I'm an atheist so I'll probably be in Hell, but my Grandma was an atheist, so I guess I'll get to see her too!

I'd live the rest of my life with just a little more spring in my step knowing death wasn't the end.

Wonder if I'm going to the good place or the bad place.

Otherwise, probably nothing different than I'm doing already.

I would believe that I am a brain in a jar hooked to electrodes in some kind of future sci-fi hell before I believe that I am experiencing paranormal magic woo.

To quote 1997 Miss Universe Brook Lee, “I would eat everything twice.”

.. nothing..

Silly question. Pass away too. 🙃

What does "see" mean? What does that entail? Can I look at them in a zoo?

It really depends. Can they see my flings and hookups and everything in real time over the course of my life? If so, I'll need 30+ post-death years to get over the embarrassment.

Who are "they?"