If you were lucky enough to have been married to the love of your life twice but both of them die before you, which one do you spend the afterlife with?

If your infant child dies, do you spend eternity with them changing their diapers?

You’re reunited with your high school sweetheart but they died in a car crash at 15 and you at 90. You spend eternity with a “kid” as an afterlife lover?

You had a dozen pets in your life- you have to have them all in the same house at the same time forever?

Become immortal.

I think the option to commit suicide just became easier for me if this was the case. However, some of my better friends are still alive so I'm not going to.

Make up a bunch of arbitrary mystical rules about who will be lucky enough to enjoy this new paradise and who will be relegated to an eternity of misery.

I can feel my entire ancestry judging of from here. That would be just too cruel.

I would ask my childhood friend how he died. A few years after we lost contact, he was found dead on his bed in the first day of his two-week PTO. I had just signed into a job in that same city and was thinking about reaching out to him.

.. nothing..

Do I have to see my family?

Depends – have they seen everything I’ve been doing?

I demand an explanation of exactly how information theory and quantum field theory were both wrong in their fundamental principles, and it turns out we actually are blobs of spirit energy driving around in meat suits, instead of being just thinking meat that dies.

To quote 1997 Miss Universe Brook Lee, “I would eat everything twice.”

I would be a lot happier.

What does "see" mean? What does that entail? Can I look at them in a zoo?

Continue working at getting off this wheel of samsara

Who are "they?"

Wonder if I'm going to the good place or the bad place.

Otherwise, probably nothing different than I'm doing already.