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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Interpreter to foreign guest, in his native language: "The minister admits that he is an idiot."

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

I'm more and more convinced, the lingua franca of Europe should be Esperanto, just to spite people like this.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

They should then switch to spanish as their lingua franca for that meeting (brazillians could pull if off).
Or switch to esperanto.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

He only speaks War Crime.

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

"Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen." -Donald Trump

Is this the 'American' he speaks?

Yes. Yes it is. And that sums everything up perfectly.

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[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

What does “American” sound like?

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[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 month ago

When you're so dumb that you publicly claim to speak a language that doesn't even exist, you get voted to lead the military

[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 month ago

Is he SPEAKING English?

What is "American"???

[-] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io -1 points 1 month ago

What's "American"? Was he educated in a different country? I had English classes in the US.

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